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Kirth Gersen wrote:
1. Let me educate you, then. Humans are natural, but they also behave in irrational ways. It's an advantage built into a large brain -- lets you think outside the box and so outfox predators with unpredictability -- but it also creeps into all human-designed systems. They're harder to predict than other systems, because of that human element.

So, then, you do not presume that humans behave according to what their brains tell them to do? Or is it that you do not believe that human brains behave according to natural principles? Or is it that you do not believe that science can understand the natural principles under which human brains operate (ie. that there is something beyond what science can understand)?

Kirth Gersen wrote:


2. The workings of biological life are quite well-understood indeed

Hardly.

We can modify viruses and even the DNA of higher order animals. Come back and make that assertion again when we can make life out of nonliving material.


LilithsThrall wrote:

1. So, then, you do not presume that humans behave according to what their brains tell them to do?

2. Or is it that you do not believe that human brains behave according to natural principles?
3. Or is it that you do not believe that science can understand the natural principles under which human brains operate (ie. that there is something beyond what science can understand)?

1. This sentence is meaningless.

2. The brain does. Behavior, however, is changeable; humans can choose to behave other than in ways that make any sense. And they do. Often subconsciously.
3. No.

LilithsThrall wrote:
Come back and make that assertion again when we can make life out of nonliving material.

...and yet again, the goalpost shifts. Now we don't just have to understand natural systems; we have to be able to create them all from scratch. Today. Not "within the foreseeable future."


Kirth Gersen wrote:


2. The brain does. Behavior, however, is changeable; humans can choose to behave other than in ways that make any sense. And they do. Often subconsciously.

This sentence makes no sense.

If you assert that the brain is what controls human behavior and that it is subject to those same natural forces that you assert are explainable by science (e.g. electro-chemical reactions), then behavior isn't very changeable. It is, in fact, highly predictable. Given some set of stimuli, a given reaction will result. That is, contrary to your earlier assertion that humans can behave irrationally, their actions are quite easily explained rationally.

Kirth Gersen wrote:
.and yet again, the goalpost shifts. Now we don't just have to understand natural systems; we have to be able to create them all from scratch. Today. Not "within the foreseeable future."

You beg the question "what does quite well understood" mean to you? It clearly means something very different to you than it means to me. If I say that I understand Japanese very well, but am unable to actually tell you what somebody said in Japanese, then I don't understand it very well. If I tell you that I understand calculus very well but am unable to take a derivative, then I don't understand calculus very well. If I tell you that I understand C++ very well, but am unable to write a doubly-linked queue in C++, then I don't understand it very well. If I tell you that I understand the workings of biological life very well, but am unable to create life, then I don't understand the workings of biological life very well.


LilithsThrall wrote:
If you assert that the brain is what controls human behavior and that it is subject to those same natural forces that you assert are explainable by science (e.g. electro-chemical reactions), then behavior isn't very changeable. It is, in fact, highly predictable. Given some set of stimuli, a given reaction will result. That is, contrary to your earlier assertion that humans can behave irrationally, their actions are quite easily explained rationally.

You seem to be interested in computers, so try this analogy: if you understand how to make a random number generator, can you predict every number it will ever generate in advance? If not, does that mean that the computer is a divine artifact built by God?

LilithsThrall wrote:
"what does quite well understood" mean to you? It clearly means something very different to you than it means to me. If I say that I understand Japanese very well, but am unable to actually tell you what somebody said in Japanese, then I don't understand it very well. If I tell you that I understand the workings of biological life very well, but am unable to create life, then I don't understand the workings of biological life very well.

A better analogy is that you're saying "If I say I understand Japanese very well, I have to be able to compose high Noh drama in it which is comparable with the best of classical offerings." There's a LARGE difference between understanding how life works, and being able to create it. I know how a volcano works, but I can't build one in my backyard out of oatmeal and cupcakes.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Wrong all around. Think about it some more and maybe you can figure it out.

I am becoming increasingly impatient with your trolling. I have shown you respect as a chemist. I expect respect in return. I have enough degrees, enough patents, enough accomplishments in my life to have earned it.

Kirth Gersen wrote:
A better analogy is that you're saying "If I say I understand Japanese very well, I have to be able to compose high Noh drama in it which is comparable with the best of classical offerings." There's a LARGE difference between understanding how life works, and being able to create it. I know how a volcano works, but I can't build one in my backyard out of oatmeal and cupcakes.

Hardly. I didn't say "make that assertion again when you can make a human being out of non living material". I said "make that assertion again when you can make life out of non living material". As it is, you're like a guy who claims to be an expert on Harley Davidsons because he can change the oil. Or who claims he's an expert in Japanese because he can conjugate a verb.


LilithsThrall wrote:
I am becoming increasingly impatient with your trolling. I have shown you respect as a chemist. I expect respect in return. I have enough degrees, enough patents, enough accomplishments in my life to have earned it.

Be as impatient as you like; maybe you'll stop this nonsense. But see edit above -- I changed it to something more polite before I read your reply. As to respect, I'll show a LOT more when you stop making incorrect assertions about things you don't know anything about. P.S. I'm not a chemist.

Kirth Gersen wrote:
As it is, you're like a guy who claims to be an expert on Harley Davidsons because he can change the oil.

And that guy will never be able to learn to change the plugs? Nonsense.

Liberty's Edge

I've managed a gelato shop, a deli, and a multi-million dollar a year drug ring, what do I get to be an expert on? I want to argue, dammit!


LilithsThrall wrote:
Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
we, in fact, do have unlimited time and money.

er..no, we don't. You've heard, perhaps, of the heat death of the universe?

So far in the distant future as to make speculation of what we might or might not know absolutely meaningless. At the moment, if the theory is true, (and we don't know that it is) then its speculated that we might start noticing the first effects in 10 to the 100th power years.


houstonderek wrote:
I've managed a gelato shop, a deli, and a multi-million dollar a year drug ring, what do I get to be an expert on? I want to argue, dammit!

I'm interested in hearing about the economics of drugs!

Then again I'm also interested in hearing about the tastiness of gelato.

Hmm, choices, choices.

Ooh! Did you ever make gelato with the drugs as a means of smuggling them? What would be your expert opinion on the marketability of drug-flavored gelato?


Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
LilithsThrall wrote:
Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
we, in fact, do have unlimited time and money.

er..no, we don't. You've heard, perhaps, of the heat death of the universe?

So far in the distant future as to make speculation of what we might or might not know absolutely meaningless. At the moment, if the theory is true, (and we don't know that it is) then its speculated that we might start noticing the first effects in 10 to the 100th power years.

My intro to philosophy teacher hated the idea of the heat death of the universe. He thought it was too depressing to be true, so instead was a Catholic and thus presumably believed Revelation would be preferable. I'm not quite sure how psychedelic gigadeath wars and global catastrophe are preferable to a slow fading away into nothingness that by definition nobody would even be around to endure, but that wasn't his only questionable judgment. He expected us to take extremely seriously the writings of a guy who claimed with a straight face, in the very book we were reading where we couldn't miss it, that he had created spaghetti ex nihilo by mental effort.

This was the late 90s and he was in his fifties at the time, so I'm guessing LSD was involved back in the day.

Liberty's Edge

Madcap Storm King wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I've managed a gelato shop, a deli, and a multi-million dollar a year drug ring, what do I get to be an expert on? I want to argue, dammit!

I'm interested in hearing about the economics of drugs!

Then again I'm also interested in hearing about the tastiness of gelato.

Hmm, choices, choices.

Ooh! Did you ever make gelato with the drugs as a means of smuggling them? What would be your expert opinion on the marketability of drug-flavored gelato?

I had a lot of customers ask about a weed flavored gelato.


I'm not normally a religious man, but... if you're up there, save me, Superman!

- Homer Simpson


Kirth Gersen wrote:
LilithsThrall wrote:
I am becoming increasingly impatient with your trolling. I have shown you respect as a chemist. I expect respect in return. I have enough degrees, enough patents, enough accomplishments in my life to have earned it.

Be as impatient as you like; maybe you'll stop this nonsense. But see edit above -- I changed it to something more polite before I read your reply. As to respect, I'll show a LOT more when you stop making incorrect assertions about things you don't know anything about. P.S. I'm not a chemist.

Kirth Gersen wrote:
As it is, you're like a guy who claims to be an expert on Harley Davidsons because he can change the oil.
And that guy will never be able to learn to change the plugs? Nonsense.

As long as you're talking about nonsense, let's talk about your nonsense view of free will (that is, the alleged irrationality of human behavior, despite the starting assumption that everything can be understood with science). The sheer ridiculousness of your stance shows a desperation in grasping at straws and being selectively blind in order to maintain a deck of cards argument which is being held together not through thoughtful integrity but only through the forceful passion with which you've tried to bluster your way through this discussion. In reality, when a person starts with the assertions you have, one is left having to stop treating the human brain as some magic and fairy dust exception to nature and treat free will as an illusion.


Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
LilithsThrall wrote:
Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:
we, in fact, do have unlimited time and money.

er..no, we don't. You've heard, perhaps, of the heat death of the universe?

So far in the distant future as to make speculation of what we might or might not know absolutely meaningless. At the moment, if the theory is true, (and we don't know that it is) then its speculated that we might start noticing the first effects in 10 to the 100th power years.

No, it's really not.

I've been stressing that the number of possible relations between data points in a complex system can go very quickly as the number of data points increases.

Here's a simple example which George Friedman (who taught my Advanced Systems Engineering) course liked to use.

Let us define a relationship pattern as a complete description of all heterosexual relationships between five men and five women, for example:
*In the communal pattern, every man has a relationship with every woman. There is one such pattern.
*In the celibacy pattern, none of the men have a relationship with any of the women. Again, there is one such pattern.
*In the male harem patterns, one of the men has a relationship with each of the women, but all the other men are devoid of relationships, except perhaps to be eunachs. There are five such patterns. Similarly, there are five possible female harem patterns.
*In the monogamy patterns, each man has a relationship with exactly one woman and vice versa. There are 5! = 120 such distinct patterns.
And so on.
There are over 30 million different patterns.
Note that there are only two possible relationships (exists/does not exist) and there are only 10 nodes. This is a -very- -very- small system.
Consider, a more complex system - the human brain has about 100 billion neurons. Consider, also, that besides simply testing whether a relationship exists between any two neurons, we're interested in what kind of relationship it is.
Here, the math is much simpler because we're assuming that any neuron can have a relationship with any other neuron. The number of possible brain structures is 100 billion to the (100 billion - 1)th power and note that this doesn't even factor in the fact that there are different kinds of relationships between the neurons. If my math is right, 100 billion to the (100 billion - 1)th power is roughly 10^100 (about the number of seconds we've got until the heat death of the Universe). And, note, that that's -one- brain (hardly enough to do any kind of repeated observations on). Perhaps that's why Kirth wants to treat the human brain like a magic box - because science isn't able to handle that kind of organized complexity and he knows it. I'm not saying that such organized complexity can't be handled. It can. In fact, the professor I mentioned earlier created an entire branch of mathematics to help deal with it. But science isn't going to handle it.
There are systems with many more nodes than the human brain has.


houstonderek wrote:
I've managed a gelato shop, a deli, and a multi-million dollar a year drug ring, what do I get to be an expert on? I want to argue, dammit!

Psha! I never let not being an expert stop me from spouting off. Hell, I am not even college educated.


LilithsThrall wrote:

Perhaps that's why Kirth wants to treat the human brain like a magic box - because science isn't able to handle that kind of organized complexity and he knows it. I'm not saying that such organized complexity can't be handled. It can. In fact, the professor I mentioned earlier created an entire branch of mathematics to help deal with it. But science isn't going to handle it.

Kirth is a field scientist. To me, the difference between "free will, for all intents and purposes," and "free will" is one that philosophers can waste their time over. I have contaminated soils and groundwater to clean up -- using the tools of science, despite your claims that science "can't handle real-world systems."

Can't currently handle the complexity of the brain in its entirety? Sure, I have no problem with that. We know how how the nuerons fire, and which parts do what, but not what the end result of processing is going to be. I'm fine with that.

Your other examples, though, to try and back up an absolute statement that's been continually demonstrated as being untrue... Can't predict the actions of a catalyst? Wrong. Can't predict the qualities of water from those of H and O? Wrong. Can't predict how H and O will combine under a given set of conditions? Wrong. Can't predict natural systems to a high degree of accuracy? Wrong. You might admit to just one of those, instead of backpedalling frantically until finding examples you're happy with.

If you claim that all ice cream is chocolate, the best way to demonstrate that claim is not to mug people for their ice cream and visibly throw away a lot of vanilla cones until a chocolate one comes up.


Give it a rest, LT. Whatever legitimate points you may have are completely overshadowed by your unwavering, overwhelming need to be right about everything. :(

Liberty's Edge

bugleyman wrote:
Give it a rest, LT. Whatever legitimate points you may have are completely overshadowed by your unwavering, overwhelming need to be right about everything. :(

Wait, I thought that was my shtick. I want some niche protection here, dammit!


houstonderek wrote:
Wait, I thought that was my shtick. I want some niche protection here, dammit!

Actually, it's mine. Both you fools need to clear out.

Liberty's Edge

Is this what happens when an unstoppable force meets and immovable object?


CourtFool wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I've managed a gelato shop, a deli, and a multi-million dollar a year drug ring, what do I get to be an expert on? I want to argue, dammit!
Psha! I never let not being an expert stop me from spouting off. Hell, I am not even college educated.

Or paper trained! YAP!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I've managed a gelato shop, a deli, and a multi-million dollar a year drug ring, what do I get to be an expert on? I want to argue, dammit!
Psha! I never let not being an expert stop me from spouting off. Hell, I am not even college educated.
Or paper trained! YAP!

He just goes wherever he wants whenever he wants. See, he just did three minutes ago. X_X


houstonderek wrote:
Wait, I thought that was my shtick. I want some niche protection here, dammit!

Hmmm, I could look into the legality of this for you, sir.

Liberty's Edge

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Wait, I thought that was my shtick. I want some niche protection here, dammit!
Hmmm, I could look into the legality of this for you, sir.

Do you take bagels as a retainer? I seem to have left my wallet in my other pants...


houstonderek wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Wait, I thought that was my shtick. I want some niche protection here, dammit!
Hmmm, I could look into the legality of this for you, sir.
Do you take bagels as a retainer? I seem to have left my wallet in my other pants...

Only if they're whole wheat - doctor's orders.

Liberty's Edge

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Wait, I thought that was my shtick. I want some niche protection here, dammit!
Hmmm, I could look into the legality of this for you, sir.
Do you take bagels as a retainer? I seem to have left my wallet in my other pants...
Only if they're whole wheat - doctor's orders.

Yep. whole wheat. ;-)


bugleyman wrote:
Give it a rest, LT. Whatever legitimate points you may have are completely overshadowed by your unwavering, overwhelming need to be right about everything. :(

Actually, I conceeded earlier that, if we're able to control all the variables on a complex system, then we're able to study it in a lab.

So, I think I have demonstrated willingness to admit where I'm wrong.


Very well, as a duly appointed representative of a fictious legal system, and complete figment of someone's imagination who nevertheless receives responses as if he were a real person, I have determined that, according to the aforementioned fictious legal system, Houstonderek, henceforth referred to as The Plaintiff, has a legitimate beef against bugleyman, heretofore referred to as The Violator.

It is The Plaintiff's assertion that The Violator knowingly and willing infringed upon The Plaintiff's Shtick, described as the niche wherein The Plaintiff gets to tell people to STFD & STFU. The Violator has reversed asserted that the Shtick is actually his.

We find for the Plaintiff, primarily due to a made up legal whim, but also due to the unconfirmed rumor that the Violator enjoys watching Dora the Explorer and smells like 3 day old cabbage.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:

Very well, as a duly appointed representative of a fictious legal system, and complete figment of someone's imagination who nevertheless receives responses as if he were a real person, I have determined that, according to the aforementioned fictious legal system, Houstonderek, henceforth referred to as The Plaintiff, has a legitimate beef against bugleyman, heretofore referred to as The Violator.

It is The Plaintiff's assertion that The Violator knowingly and willing infringed upon The Plaintiff's Shtick, described as the niche wherein The Plaintiff gets to tell people to STFD & STFU. The Violator has reversed asserted that the Shtick is actually his.

We find for the Plaintiff, primarily due to a made up legal whim, but also due to the unconfirmed rumor that the Violator enjoys watching Dora the Explorer and smells like 3 day old cabbage.

Hey! Pretending to be a lawyer is my shtick!


Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
...the Violator enjoys watching Dora the Explorer and smells like 3 day old cabbage.

It's true.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

bugleyman wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
We find for the Plaintiff, primarily due to a made up legal whim, but also due to the unconfirmed rumor that the Violator enjoys watching Dora the Explorer and smells like 3 day old cabbage.
It's true.

Come on, vaminos, everyone let's go!


Sebastian wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:

Very well, as a duly appointed representative of a fictious legal system, and complete figment of someone's imagination who nevertheless receives responses as if he were a real person, I have determined that, according to the aforementioned fictious legal system, Houstonderek, henceforth referred to as The Plaintiff, has a legitimate beef against bugleyman, heretofore referred to as The Violator.

It is The Plaintiff's assertion that The Violator knowingly and willing infringed upon The Plaintiff's Shtick, described as the niche wherein The Plaintiff gets to tell people to STFD & STFU. The Violator has reversed asserted that the Shtick is actually his.

We find for the Plaintiff, primarily due to a made up legal whim, but also due to the unconfirmed rumor that the Violator enjoys watching Dora the Explorer and smells like 3 day old cabbage.

Hey! Pretending to be a lawyer is my shtick!

I was acting as your proxy while you were....er...otherwise engaged with...well...you know.....


Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:


I was acting as your proxy while you were....er...otherwise engaged with...well...you know.....

I know. Now where is my money?


LilithsThrall wrote:
bugleyman wrote:
Give it a rest, LT. Whatever legitimate points you may have are completely overshadowed by your unwavering, overwhelming need to be right about everything. :(

Actually, I conceeded earlier that, if we're able to control all the variables on a complex system, then we're able to study it in a lab.

So, I think I have demonstrated willingness to admit where I'm wrong.

LT, you're obviously a really bright guy. And like most bright guys, you have a healthy ego. That's a good thing. All I suggesting is that maybe you aren't being completely objective in this case.

In hindsight, I probably should have stayed out of it.


bugleyman wrote:
In hindsight, I probably should have stayed out of it.

Especially since you've now been found guilty of violating the Shtick Law. I'm afraid you're going to have to make reparations to The Plaintiff. The minimum pumishment for this infraction is 12 Jolly Ranchers, a pound of cooked bacon (Oscar Mayer Center Cut only), and a case of The Plaintiff's favorite beer.

Attorney's fees can be summed up in three words: Hookers and Blow.


bugleyman wrote:
LilithsThrall wrote:
bugleyman wrote:
Give it a rest, LT. Whatever legitimate points you may have are completely overshadowed by your unwavering, overwhelming need to be right about everything. :(

Actually, I conceeded earlier that, if we're able to control all the variables on a complex system, then we're able to study it in a lab.

So, I think I have demonstrated willingness to admit where I'm wrong.

LT, you're obviously a really bright guy. And like most bright guys, you have a healthy ego. That's a good thing. All I suggesting is that maybe you aren't being completely objective in this case.

In hindsight, I probably should have stayed out of it.

Maybe I'm not being completely objective. I did take offense when, after having treated Kirth with respect, he insisted on not returning that respect. It is very possible that that offense prevented me from acting objectively and, further, led to me over stressing my point with regards to systems theory.

fair enough?

Liberty's Edge

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
bugleyman wrote:
In hindsight, I probably should have stayed out of it.

Especially since you've now been found guilty of violating the Shtick Law. I'm afraid you're going to have to make reparations to The Plaintiff. The minimum pumishment for this infraction is 12 Jolly Ranchers, a pound of cooked bacon (Oscar Mayer Center Cut only), and a case of The Plaintiff's favorite beer.

Attorney's fees can be summed up in three words: Hookers and Blow.

Um, hookers and blow are my niche, too. From way back...


houstonderek wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
bugleyman wrote:
In hindsight, I probably should have stayed out of it.

Especially since you've now been found guilty of violating the Shtick Law. I'm afraid you're going to have to make reparations to The Plaintiff. The minimum pumishment for this infraction is 12 Jolly Ranchers, a pound of cooked bacon (Oscar Mayer Center Cut only), and a case of The Plaintiff's favorite beer.

Attorney's fees can be summed up in three words: Hookers and Blow.

Um, hookers and blow are my niche, too. From way back...

er.."that's my niche" is my niche

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:


I was acting as your proxy while you were....er...otherwise engaged with...well...you know.....

Oh yeah...thanks for standing in.

Stabby McMagic wrote:
I know. Now where is my money?

Wait? You thought you'd get money in this transaction?

Uh...okay...sure...I've got money for you...it's uh...in my trunk...don't mind me standing above you with a shotgun...I'm uh...covering you...


Sebastian wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:


I was acting as your proxy while you were....er...otherwise engaged with...well...you know.....

Oh yeah...thanks for standing in.

Stabby McMagic wrote:
I know. Now where is my money?

Wait? You thought you'd get money in this transaction?

Uh...okay...sure...I've got money for you...it's uh...in my trunk...don't mind me standing above you with a shotgun...I'm uh...covering you...

I'm gestalt! You can't kill me with that piddly shot... is that a Remmington? I'll just take this stapler... and be on my way...


LilithsThrall wrote:
I did take offense when, after having treated Kirth with respect, he insisted on not returning that respect. It is very possible that that offense prevented me from acting objectively and, further, led to me over stressing my point with regards to systems theory.

Our definitions of "respect" evidently differ substantially. When evaluating a lack of respect, I weigh "failing to pretend to talk nice" into it far less than things like making false assertions, moving goalposts, ignoring points, and so on. By my personal definition, I was treated with a pervasive and near-total lack of respect. By your definition, apparently so were you.


houstonderek wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
bugleyman wrote:
In hindsight, I probably should have stayed out of it.

Especially since you've now been found guilty of violating the Shtick Law. I'm afraid you're going to have to make reparations to The Plaintiff. The minimum pumishment for this infraction is 12 Jolly Ranchers, a pound of cooked bacon (Oscar Mayer Center Cut only), and a case of The Plaintiff's favorite beer.

Attorney's fees can be summed up in three words: Hookers and Blow.

Um, hookers and blow are my niche, too. From way back...

Perhaps, but we are dealing with the legal system here on these boards. As such, the poster with the most time, and who used the term "hookers and blow" for the first time here on Paizo, is Sebastian. As his duly appointed proxy in Paizo legal matters, I am therefore allowed to use the term with impunity.


Sebastian wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:


I was acting as your proxy while you were....er...otherwise engaged with...well...you know.....

Oh yeah...thanks for standing in.

No problem. We should probably think about starting a firm: Pony and Paladin?


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Our definitions of "respect" evidently differ substantially. When evaluating a lack of respect, I weigh "failing to pretend to talk nice" into it far less than things like making false assertions, moving goalposts, ignoring points, and so on. By my personal definition, I was treated with a pervasive and near-total lack of respect. By your definition, apparently so were you.

Sir, as a legal representative of the Paizo boards, I could be persuaded to take on your case and develop an official Paizo definition of the term "respect". My fee in this case would be a George Clooney Bobble Head, a six pack of Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, and Jessica Simpson's autograph.


Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
My fee in this case would be a George Clooney Bobble Head, a six pack of Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, and Jessica Simpson's autograph.

Alas, obtaining the latter item would cause me personal disgust to such a degree that I would be unable to appear in court.


Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:


I was acting as your proxy while you were....er...otherwise engaged with...well...you know.....

Oh yeah...thanks for standing in.

No problem. We should probably think about starting a firm: Pony and Paladin?

Does that make him your mount?

Liberty's Edge

Kirth Gersen wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
My fee in this case would be a George Clooney Bobble Head, a six pack of Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, and Jessica Simpson's autograph.
Alas, obtaining the latter item would cause me personal disgust to such a degree that I would be unable to appear in court.

Have you seen her ass? Seriously.


Kirth Gersen wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
My fee in this case would be a George Clooney Bobble Head, a six pack of Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, and Jessica Simpson's autograph.
Alas, obtaining the latter item would cause me personal disgust to such a degree that I would be unable to appear in court.

As legal counsel, I am open to negotiation. Perhaps the autograph of Dolly Parton instead?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:


I was acting as your proxy while you were....er...otherwise engaged with...well...you know.....

Oh yeah...thanks for standing in.

No problem. We should probably think about starting a firm: Pony and Paladin?

Genius. We should go with the ampersand - it's more legal. Something like:

Pony & Paladin
Attorneys at Law

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

houstonderek wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
My fee in this case would be a George Clooney Bobble Head, a six pack of Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, and Jessica Simpson's autograph.
Alas, obtaining the latter item would cause me personal disgust to such a degree that I would be unable to appear in court.
Have you seen her ass? Seriously.

Wait...she has an ass? Next you'll tell me she has a face. I've never noticed either of these features. It's almost as though my eyes never quite left her center of gravity...

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