Conan's pretty much 50% omnipotent. That gives him a good chance against him.
So if he's like Hercules (myth, not Kevin Sorbo) and those 2 got into a fight, would it be a draw?
I'd like to say that one man from every age could clash with Conan in honorable combat and defeat him using their era's abilities, but few could slay him. Kull of Atlantis, of which the Cimmerians are descended, could probably defeat, but not slay, Conan in an axe/sword duel. In that same aspect, from either medieval or modern times, if Ash Williams dropped from the sky, he could probably best, but not kill, Conan with his amazing improvisational wits, technological background, and a chainsaw-boomstick combo. Conan is the one of the (if not the) luckiest literary characters of all time. How many time has he locked eyes with Death's grim spectre and lived another day? Crom cares little for his people, but he gives them all the opportunity and the potential to be mighty. Conan took full advantage of it. I think that this series of posts is silly, for we are dueling the greatest literary barbarian, soldier, thief, pirate, bandit, general, and king against illogical "foes". Why wouldn't they all want to get together at a tavern and just drink each other under the table, and have a good time? Wench a bit? Exchange tales of high adventure? Or find a way to defeat a common foe while they're at it? That would make for a good comic.
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I'd like to say that one man from every age could clash with Conan in honorable combat and defeat him using their era's abilities, but few could slay him. Kull of Atlantis, of which the Cimmerians are descended, could probably defeat, but not slay, Conan in an axe/sword duel. In that same aspect, from either medieval or modern times, if Ash Williams dropped from the sky, he could probably best, but not kill, Conan with his amazing improvisational wits, technological background, and a chainsaw-boomstick combo. Conan is the one of the (if not the) luckiest literary characters of all time. How many time has he locked eyes with Death's grim spectre and lived another day? Crom cares little for his people, but he gives them all the opportunity and the potential to be mighty. Conan took full advantage of it. I think that this series of posts is silly, for we are dueling the greatest literary barbarian, soldier, thief, pirate, bandit, general, and king against illogical "foes". Why wouldn't they all want to get together at a tavern and just drink each other under the table, and have a good time? Wench a bit? Exchange tales of high adventure? Or find a way to defeat a common foe while they're at it? That would make for a good comic.
C'mon. You know Ash could kill Conan with a thought.
I got it!
Silver Surfer. Conan cannot beat Cosmic Power. And he's silver, so his shininess will blind Conan. And he doesn't need to wear pants.
I got it!
Silver Surfer. Conan cannot beat Cosmic Power. And he's silver, so his shininess will blind Conan. And he doesn't need to wear pants.
No way.
Silver Surfer doesn't wear pants because it is a desperate attempt to get attention. He is so lonely.
Conan would just say, it's ok little guy you can have a drink with me at my table, I'll introduce you to some of my girls.
Silver Surfer would instantly fall in love with Conan, and forever be his bodyguard.
C'mon. You know Ash could kill Conan with a thought.
I too am sure Conan is in Ash's thoughts.
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Ash would be totally starstruck, and follow Conan around like a little puppy. "What are we gonna do today, Conan? Huh? Huh?"
Conan: "Same thing we do everyday, Ash... try to take over the world."
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I hope Conan fights the Hulk in that Armageddon thing.
Conan will whup the Hulk but good.
I wished that Conan got hit with some of them Hulkin' gamma rays.
Now that would be something.
I also wanna see a What if? comic where Galactus makes Conan his herald. He could fly through space on a battleaxe.
Malus darkblade from warhammer
Batman. He can beat anybody.
I have a Rune vs Conan comic somewhere -he kicked Runes arse! (Rune is an old Ultraverse/Malibu Comics character that was Immortal/mystical/cosmic!) Not bad! Neither had much clothing on and there was lots of blood if I recall rightly.
...sushi...
Well now I know what I'm having for breakfast! :)
Conan never had baseball.
But he can sure swing a bat.
Well, nobody made Heathydog the arbiter of truth; his feet are wet and he could see pyramids from where he is standing and sand is in his eyes; hehe cause he is knee deep in deNILE; :) the list of who could whup Conan is so flippin long that there probably isnt enough text memory left to list them all.
so could any of your favorite D&D characters whip Conan; post them, that might be interesting to read. Am thinking Conan is a 14th level Barbarian with his choice of any gear. Tough certainly, but not unstoppable.
Barry Bonds just announced that after he hits his 800th home run he will then whup Conan.Conan would've hit waaaaaaaaaay more home runs. It's not a fair comparison. The Aquilonian Astro's, The Pictburg Pirates, The Stygian Devil Rays,....come on, Conan never had baseball.
hehe, nice and funny; kudos
hehe I bet; grannies are getting all bionical nowadays too for extra impact.
(lol) I was watching some show on History channel; this Okinawan Shuri te master (I think it was Shuri te and not Shorin ryu or Isshin ryu, although I saw some guys doing Naihanchi kata which I think is in both, I know it's in Isshin ryu anyway) well, this guy snapped a baseball bat with his hands.
Seiko-Sheehan kicks bats in half. He also will kick aluminum bats so hard he folds them. You should see the callouses he's built up on his shins... they're like body armor.
CHUCK NORRIS
CHUCK NORRIS
Be sure to watch "Return of the Dragon" when you get a chance.
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(lol) I was watching some show on History channel; this Okinawan Shuri te master (I think it was Shuri te and not Shorin ryu or Isshin ryu, although I saw some guys doing Naihanchi kata which I think is in both, I know it's in Isshin ryu anyway) well, this guy snapped a baseball bat with his hands.Seiko-Sheehan kicks bats in half. He also will kick aluminum bats so hard he folds them. You should see the callouses he's built up on his shins... they're like body armor.
That's the kinda thing that ends fights before they start even.
CHUCK NORRISBe sure to watch "Return of the Dragon" when you get a chance.
Oh, I have; its gold.
Oh, I have; its gold.CHUCK NORRISBe sure to watch "Return of the Dragon" when you get a chance.
What's gold? The chest hair Bruce blows out from between his fingers? ;)
I sparred with Chuck Norris once. He kicks like a Clydesdale.
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Oh, I have; its gold.CHUCK NORRISBe sure to watch "Return of the Dragon" when you get a chance.What's gold? The chest hair Bruce blows out from between his fingers? ;)
I sparred with Chuck Norris once. He kicks like a Clydesdale.
Heard in Barrens /chat in World of Warcraft, "Why doesn't Chuck Norris wear condoms?...Because there is no protection from Chuck Norris."
I read that as Chuck Barris (of the Gong Show fame). Does anyone else here remember that show? The guy who played the accordian, dressed as a bee, while riding a unicycle could whup Conan.
Does that mean Tiny Tim could also whup Conan, while tip-toeing through the tulips?
