had discovered inside a jeweled urn in
a ruined temple in the Malaysian jungle.
Narrowly beating out the renowned jungle explorer
Springfield Slim, scholar, archaeologist, and lady's man.
NaKika and Slim decided to team up
land down under. It was there that
they encountered a dire kangorpion, a dangerous
and a heart filled with love and
a pouch filled filled to the brim with
adult novelties. Petey was his name and
he was ready to go on an
elusive creature; Bobby's pet unicorn, Uni. They
first had to find a map of
all those who had ever opposed him.
Petey, after securing his pouch, set off
six remote controls to his entertainment system
which were scattered around Earth. The first
The second, with power of atomic wedgies,
could be found deep within the bowels
The third, with power of Commodore 64,
was ingeniously stoned within an advanced facility
the first two remotes. The fourth, with power
of Potatoman, a highly splendiferous and extremely
Mothra to put to sleep. These Kaiju
knew where the fifth remote, with power
a block of cheese inside of the
Frenchest of all the French art galleries
the snootiest frogs ate their own legs.
was cause for great lamentation among the
usher in a new age of madness