The dragon was recognized for dialog perfecting
acting while lip synching to Gwen Stefani's
video. One miner, whose sensually accented eyes
popped, temporarily experienced zero gravity, falling upwards.
Once she hit the roof, she found
a stalactite, next to which a caterpillar
web to trap a piercer. The caterpillar
was stoned, and said to the miner, "
Dude, piercers make good burgers...ya know?"
Followed by, "Boogy, let's burn this mother
kisser down." Hearing that the miner fell
upon a stalactite and died. The other
stalactites were jelous, each desireing an impailed
victim. Stacy Stalactite said they were the
first to have visitors in a very
organic union of stone and flesh. Stacy
and was watched with ravenous stone eyes
and suddenly sprung to life. Stalactites flew
around impaling themselves upon hapless miners. It
dawned on one stalactite to check ID.
That stalctite was smashed into bits when
the police arrived and found minors drinking
underage ale. The cops then partied hard
core, and beat up minorities for fun.
The minorities protested but just got wailed
on by the miners, and the minors,
who were singing a lovely aria to
Orcus, accidently summoned five hundred evil, slimy
galvanized golems. The golems were arcing with
strange lightning-muscles that were supposedly made from the
same material used to create uber-elite extra special
Iron that the miners chewed every morning.
Klaatu Barada Nickto is the name of
the miner's union rep, Local 2331. Klaatu
head was chopped off by an angry miner
minor who just wanted a beer. Unable
to score some pale ale from whomever
smelled of elderberries. Silly english ale was
never the kind he liked until the
commercials persauded him to switch from darker
to the Toyota brand. Toyotas are quite
a tasty beer when brewed with German
lager. When is it that has the
what? Lager will enhance automotive grease during
tides. Lunar travel is now a possibility