The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Heathansson]

Whack That Smurf, with host Chuck Woolery.

[Magikcat]

to, of course, whack a smurf, soundly.

[Vattnisse]

Heathansson wrote:

Whack That Smurf, with host Chuck Woolery.

' The object of this popular game was

*double simultaneous postings...*

[Magikcat]

Vattnisse wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Whack That Smurf, with host Chuck Woolery.

' The object of this popular game was

*double simultaneous postings...*

to, of course, whack a smurf, soundly.

The time I finally decide to join in, and I screw it all up...

[Vattnisse]

Chuck, who was descended from smurfs, was

*no worries - we are back on track already!*

[Heathansson]

trying to find a Love Connection of

*all part of the perils and fun that is the 7 word game...*

[drunken_nomad]

his own, lasting longer than two minutes

[Vattnisse]

, which, in dog years, is 14 minutes;

[drunken_nomad]

so he posted on Fiendster, which was

[Tegan]

just wrong, he found feinds not friends.

[secretturchinman]

They came in all sizes big and

[Vattnisse]

huge, wide and massive - most fiends are

[Tegan]

Larger Than Man Size, which thrilled Chuck

[secretturchinman]

E. Cheese, the true mastermind behind all

[Aberzombie]

of the dastardly and tragic occurences in

[Heathansson]

Wisconsin. This made Mayor McCheese elated, for

[Aberzombie]

now he could get the money for

[Heathansson]

that new cheesy sculpture for his garden

[Aberzombie]

and those solid gold faucets in his

[Heathansson]

sepulchral lavatory, that's bathroom for all you

[Lady Aurora]

uncultured swine! So, anyway...Ferris got flamed

[Magikcat]

in the Paizo forums for his post

[Lady Aurora]

which contained the word "rouge" rather than

[Magikcat]

kumquat. This lead to what is known

[Lady Aurora]

in the industry as "diametrically opposed fruit

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

alignment syndrome." For example, if a peach

[Lady Aurora]

declared itself "good" but then committed a

[Heathansson]

felony, it'd get thrown in a pit

[Magikcat]

full of rabid weasels, and then taken

[Heathansson]

to an impeachment hearing to be judged

[Lady Aurora]

by the top banana, with testimony from

[Magikcat]

a crate of its peers. This event

[Vattnisse]

is thoroughly chronicled in the legal journals

[Magikcat]

of the Oerthian Berry Society, and available

[Tegan]

to the public for the simple price

[Heathansson]

of $59.95, which is peanuts to most

[Vattnisse]

practicioners of law. They often spend outrageous

[Big Jake]

amounts of time trying to find the

[Tegan]

broad side of a barn or even

[Heathansson]

combing their long ponytailed hair and buying

[drunken_nomad]

lots and lots of scotch. "Never cared

[Magikcat]

much for sobriety," mumbled old Zadok Allen,

[Lady Aurora]

while interviewing the "fuzz" for their crucial

[Heathansson]

take on this whole Kidd Rock thing,

[Lady Aurora]

who is being defended by dwarves from

[Heathansson]

Minas Tirith Trailer Park, in Southern Mordor.

[Phil. L]

Suddenly, Gandalf appeared in a floral ensemble

[Tegan]

with matching man-purse, pumps, clutch and pearls

[Tensor]

Holding aloft email transcripts from his apprentice

[Heathansson]

Siegfried and his other apprentice Roy. The