and said, "how you like hippie crack,
oxide. The peals of woeful cries filled
the air with a cacophonic resonance, a
sweet smell drifted on the night air
past little bats and into the nostrils
Carl Malden. Whom was now the Captain
Kangaroo of Bizarro World. His bald head
was tatooed with images of pornographic unicorns
and little bluebirds. Snow White really was
the fairest of them all, but not
all of the smurfs liked her that
she was not blue and her legs
were so soft and smooth, and her
head was as large as a derigible.
But that wasn't the best bit about
the best bit about it was this:
she had a nubby little tail the
small of her back glistened in the
starlight. Funny shaped violins grew out from
the devils arms cradled, Charlie Daneils was
fiddling and shooting whiskey with Jack Daniels
, both of whom were trying to drink
the blood of innocents as they prepared
to barter for souls at the Annual
meeting for the Association of Evil Overlords
and Other Assorted Bad Men. Here, they
picked out henchmen, bought secret blueprints, and
shared their insecurities with like minded villains.
Suddenly, a meeting was crashed by paladins
wearing faerie boots and chewing on lotus
, bursting wild-eyed through the door. "Villains, your
days of evil are coming to a"
then their cry was cut short by
2500 kilo dog who began humping paladins
to death. At the dock Gristlebob had
a fast boat, a bucket of chicken,
plenty of PBR and, finally, a gimpsuit-wearing
goblin sidekick named little Willie blue-balls.
Willie was a master juggler, as well
as a strangler. He choked many chickens,
to death because they were his sworn
bossom buddies, the kind you would gladly
shake hands with,repeatly. Downtown Zarla had
walked into a potion shop. Looking about
quickly, she determined that the one she
had recently consumed was not a potion
of invisibity. "I guess going out nude
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is out of the question." Then suddenly
the thunder rolled, the ground cracked open,
and out popped a penguin. Opus wished
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