However, the Hand, true to its evil
nature, scrawled rude slogans on the walls
tagging its territory with the crown of kings.
This offended all kinds of kings, such
as King John's Pizza on 7th street.
,not to mention Elvis, Kong, Carol, and
Diamond. These four formed a reggae band
and covered the songs of the chipmunks
in bizzare combinations of steel drums and
harpsicords. Sting showed up to sing lead
, which led to accusations that the original
Sting was in cold hibernation in a
lab hidden in Montana, being operated by
mi-go. They were big Police fans back
in the near past. Yet they couldn't
Quite get used to Sting's clone, Ding,
who liked to impersonate him at parties.
But the titles he sang were AnneRox,
Messenger with a Bottle, and Stand Closer
To Me. However, De-Do-Do-Do, De-Da-Da-Da was exactly
what the party-goers detested the most.
Ding, Sting-a-ding, when he was to sing
that most reviled classic, suddenly made a
'poopie' and excused himself to the host's
bathroom and left skid-marks on the towels
(Side note: Clones' skidmarks are periwinkle blue.)
So they brought in Phil Collins' doppleganger
. There they were: Elvis, King Kong, Carol
King, Ding, and Phil's doppelganger, sitting at
the table the table eating mean clean
eggs, with pirates with peg legs, dregs
and kegs. Such people were inclined to
rhyme as much as they could while
talking to their captians. This enraged all
at the ball and the mall, but
when all was said and done, y'all,
had fun with a gun, and said
"look at me, I'm Davy Crockett!" This
is tha bear I shot when I
was merely three. And this is my
coonskin hat that I made from my
doppelganger, Billyhoo, who I tricked into turning
into said coon using a Polymorph Self
ability, wherupon I skinned him and made
this fine chapeau! You probably have one
from when you were a little tyke
, unless mom burned it with yer Transformers
and the porn mags you hid under
the loose floorboards in the hall closet.
Luckily, she let me keep the old
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