The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Heathansson]

KFC restaurant in Dubuque, Iowa when the

[Aberzombie]

first snow of the season melted and

[Magikcat]

the rivers run red with strawberry Kool-Aid.

[Dirk Gently]

The next plague of gummy locusts caused

[Magikcat]

a great amount of damage to the

[Aberzombie]

fields of gold and purple mountains majesty

[Vattnisse]

that most casual travellers associate with the

[drunken_nomad]

third most annoying song on "Oerthian Idol"

[Aberzombie]

to ever have been sung by a

[Vattnisse]

infernal Barry Manilow fanboy dressed in a

[Aberzombie]

monk's robe and Tim the Enchanter headpiece.

[Magikcat]

This loss was felt most greatly by

[Vattnisse]

the hordes of lemures who had grown

[Lady Aurora]

to enormous proportions from feasting on the

[Magikcat]

lambs, sloths, fruit bats, and breakfast cereals

[Dirk Gently]

and other myriad things. This caused shortages

[Vattnisse]

of the myriad things, which made profiteers

[Aberzombie]

feel profitable, such as sugar, vegetables, and

[Tegan]

Twinkies, pizza, beer,and other snack foods

[Aberzombie]

the food magistrates were trying to get

[Dirk Gently]

was still not yet available. However, it

[Aberzombie]

became apparent that someone had absconded with

[Vattnisse]

the rationing cards, as certain citizens flaunted

[Aberzombie]

their roasted dire turkeys in front of

[Lady Aurora]

those who stood nearby, sadly lacking. The

[Dirk Gently]

turkeyless ones then attacked innocent bystanders with

[Aberzombie]

odd warbling sounds emanating from their throats

[Vattnisse]

and vigorous shaking of their wattled necks.

[Aberzombie]

"Gobble!! Gobble gobble gob gobble!" they screeched.

[Magikcat]

This was an obvious symptom of turkey-pox

[Lady Aurora]

which of course is the next plague

[Aberzombie]

to follow the rain of celestial frogs

[Vattnisse]

and swarms of pseudonatural locusts. These plagues

[Heathansson]

inevitabliy inaugurated the Festivus season; without plagues

[drunken_nomad]

nobody knew when the post offices closed

[Tegan]

or the local, state, etc government offices.

[Aberzombie]

This left the postal workers extremely happy

[Dirk Gently]

as they could stay inside and didn't

[Lady Aurora]

need to fear darkness or flaming hail

[Dirk Gently]

or angry people claiming their mail was

[drunken_nomad]

late. This triggered the most hideous plague

[Lady Aurora]

of all, I am speaking, of course,

[Vattnisse]

of the Michael Bolton look-and-soundalike panpipe players'

[Heathansson]

Kenny G tribute tour. This final penultimate

[Casca Rufio Longinius]

position did not have a cash prize!

[Lady Aurora]

This ruinous final plague left countless innocents

[Vattnisse]

bereft of positive role models, as their

[drunken_nomad]

sheepish brains couldn't comprehend the awfulness of

[Celestial Healer]

Fox's television programming. In one fell swoop,

[Aberzombie]

the show "House" had completely destroyed the