The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Tegan]

he lit their butts on fire with

[Aberzombie]

a judiciously cast maximized, silent fireball spell

[Heathansson]

and exclaimed, rather boisterously, "you're all fired."

[Aberzombie]

As the wimpering, pathetic, wannabe celebrities burned

[Lady Aurora]

the idiots amassed to witness the event

[Heathansson]

with their wands, staves, rods, censers, lanthorns,

[Celestial Healer]

and dry, cutting remarks, a passing mime

[Heathansson]

was left totally speechless, breechless, by leeches

[Celestial Healer]

that had escaped from Courtney Love's private

[Heathansson]

leechitorium, where they were fatted on small

[Aberzombie]

farm animals, a few children, and lawyers.

[Tegan]

But the leeches blood lust could not

[Vattnisse]

be satisfied by a few paltry lawyers

[Aberzombie]

whose ability to drain a community's life

[Lady Aurora]

is legendary. Nay! The leeches were insatiable!

[Heathansson]

They sucked worse than a New Kids

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

on the Rock of Gibraltar pop song.

[Heathansson]

These leeches sucked so bad, their heads

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

looked like little sponges, man!

[Aberzombie]

A frustrated voice was heard crying out,

[Heathansson]

"get that thing off of me right

[Aberzombie]

this second, before I pass out from

[Heathansson]

her stinky whiskey breath. Sweet memory, what

[Aberzombie]

a gal. She was a fun person."

[Tegan]

But alas, once the Harley was started

[Heathansson]

and the roses drooped from the ploom

[Celestial Healer]

the pot roast had long gone cold

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

, as well as being grody and tasteless,

[Heathansson]

with lumps of gelid fat floating in

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

what appeared to be a dead shoggoth,

[Heathansson]

along with potatos and carrots and celery.

[Dirk Gently]

And the mortified chef screamed as the

[Tegan]

ovens caught fire and chaos ensued in

[Dirk Gently]

the little town of Ti where everyone

[Heathansson]

lived in Gingerbread houses of non-Euclidean geometry

[Tegan]

it's gonna be a hot time in

[Vattnisse]

that kitchen, especially when a mischievous necromancer

[Aberzombie]

named Bart decided to animate the roast

[Heathansson]

bugbear in the other room. The zombie

[Aberzombie]

proceeded to eat the chef in retaliation

[Heathansson]

for having the gaul to serve his

[Aberzombie]

fellow roasted bugbears as a main course.

[Heathansson]

The chef did not die well. He

[Dirk Gently]

was torn into chunks. His last words

[Heathansson]

were, "baste the flank of bugbear with

[Vattnisse]

olive oil and AAAAGH! MY SPLEEN!", after

[Heathansson]

the bugbear zombie was done drawing and

[King o' Cthulhu]

dancing the chicken dance with his best

[Heathansson]

season him with ll secret bugbear herbs

[Vattnisse]

gathered under a full moon in a