and decided that she should
avoid idiots who hide behind
that damn screaming wall of
lasers, like Drunky had been.
Standing in a circle, screaming,
Drunky had no reference to
the math problem given to
Mathematical Apostates, an organization dedicated
math and stuff. Drunky didnt
react well to "stuff", so
it was better to desecrate
the entire musical genre of
hip-hop (which already sucked anyway),
by urging Justin Bieber to record a
#1 jam with famous musician
Ian Anderson, known for his
ability to play two saxaphones
while riding his pet unicorn.
Anderson learned this skill by
Axiomaticorp, known for products like
the Versawear line of clothing,
and other boringly lawful things
which Drunky was paid handsomely
to never, under any circumstances
,expose on a YouTube video.
can't help amassing millions of
'hits' on his shortest videos
PENTIUMS!!! What you gonna do?
In response, Drunky decided to
"the ladies" not realizing that
they were aspects of Nyarlathotep
with an aspect of Aphrodite,
which is just f%*%ing crazy.
The Aphrodite Aspects were, naturally,
quite well endowed, and urged
careless unprotected sex, leading to
demigods, who all decided to
buy Mercedes-Benzes, and then
to advertise a yard sale going on
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