of imagination and self loathing.
This made the Association decide
Dinner Bell of Doom. On
the count of 17, the
the bell rang. The menu
consisted entirely of cheese. Specifically,
the tears of frightened children
For, you see, the Bell
struck with the engorged manpiece
of the God of Extremely
Petey the Adult Novelties Kangaroo.
All the ladies love Petey!
of his smarmy suaveness and
the lining of his pouch
, into which he was woven
(a phrase which no one
because he likes the flavor
, flumphs. Right now, he'd decided
his friend Drunky the Horse.
He's the drunkiest horse that
after only one beer. Drunky
at holding in all his
secrets, like that one time
and her privilege so she
would give him a single
taste of what it is
to know love. However, she