of diamond-encrusted rocket boots
was blinded by the sheer
David Bowie, who just happened
of the Guild of Calamitous
Calamities, one of the most
calamitous groups of calamities that
ever calamitized a calamitous calamity.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Blackjack and his horse "Drunky"
they could count, which was
quite a lot of shandy.
. However, there was no chance
Poncho and Lefty could win
. Unsurprisingly, they were brutally murdered
when Blackjack decided to use
a tube sock full of
old broken Beatles records and
proletariat. After the murder, Blackjack
and Drunky staggered off into
some bar in the middle
of nowhere. The bartender said
"Hey, you wanna buy a
"YES! Do you accept payment
in chocolate coins and love?"
"But of course, my dear
dragon eggs, of any color."
Drunky frowned. "But I only
have enough for a lottery
ticket the size of Jupiter."
planet but a rather large
interdimensional wallaby about as big
as a small pony. Drunky
was able to win because
NOBODY buys those tickets. The
prize that he won was
the most delightful pair of