The Five Word Game!

[zylphryx]

extremely irked dracolich", a song

[Kiioro]

played with ukulele and banjos,

[drunken_nomad]

and sung with a German

[zylphryx]

Zwergblasedudelsack, an instrument using dwarves'

[Tnemeh]

ribcages sewn together with multiple

[MythrilDragon]

partners who have been tested

[Celestial Healer]

negative for all known variants

[MythrilDragon]

of pox, warts, blemishes, acne,

[Heathansson]

flesh eating moulds, yeasts, bacilli,

[zylphryx]

telemarketers, political pundits, foot fungus, corns,

[drunken_nomad]

and Orcus' Dutch Elm Disease.

[MythrilDragon]

Rising healthcare costs prevent testing

[zylphryx]

for a predisposition for blinding

[Vattnisse]

oneself by repeatedly stabbing the

[Mike Welham]

temple with a homemade fork.

[drunken_nomad]

Luckily, a team of professionals

[zylphryx]

, who were new to their

[Celestial Healer]

disciplines had spent the last

[MythrilDragon]

moments of thier lives screaming

[zylphryx]

for an encore, unaware that

[Mike Welham]

the train had jumped the

[MythrilDragon]

black dragon, driven by EVIL

[zylphryx]

, Extemporaneously Volatile Inbred Lemmings, the

[Celestial Healer]

inspiration behind the hit song

[MythrilDragon]

Cliff Jumping Horde as performed

[taig]

with didgeridoos and flaming, whirling

[MythrilDragon]

tassle pasties. The sound was

[Dogbert]

Excruciating, to the ears of...

[drunken_nomad]

moms bustin in, sayin "What's

[MythrilDragon]

the time...time to get

[taig]

monkeys out of the upper

[zylphryx]

echelons of society!" Why they

[Kiioro]

('d) they want to clean echelons

[Celestial Healer]

with vinegar is a mystery

[zylphryx]

known only to the monkeys

[taig]

and some lemurs, due to

[Heathansson]

the truly arcane nature of

[zylphryx]

the Simian School of magic.

[Heathansson]

Magic monkeys with their long

[taig]

lead times for their deadlines,

[Heathansson]

trying in ernest to finish

[Celestial Healer]

an expose on the mating

[zylphryx]

rituals of earthworms in comparison

[MythrilDragon]

to alpacha farming. Monkeys writing

[Aberzombie]

backwards on yellow parchment cannot

[zylphryx]

be enticed with fermented yams

[taig]

or Fanta, so they have

[Kruelaid]

tonsured themselves in repentance for

[Vattnisse]

causing Atlantis to disappear in

[zylphryx]

response to its population's incessant