ceased after Seventeen's circulation increased
Advertisers were infuriated that prices
were converted to chickens and
decided to advertise on bus
riding Hobos wearing bumperstickers saying
mindless drones of the system
and work in the mines
digging fluorescent, odoriferous toadstools which
are used to kill pandas."
moldy from exposure to wet
cement and flypapper that had
been used as toilet paper
addiction to Taco Bell's spicy
badly-done attempt at a colostomy
The troll died, saying "Alas,
pass or'e the bridge of
Mel Brooks Expressway, where tolls
are cheaper than whores and
These lastwords expressed his love
for minced turnips and rutabagas
smothered, scattered, capped, and chunked
a dog uterus!" Now don't
forget your goloshes, it looks
blood on your nice shoes.
Those penny loafers cost five
accept refunds if the soul
has been bought and processed
and slightly tarnished and/or
chewed even the slightest by
pitbulls. The pennyloafers were RED
SECTOR issue, worn by small