The Five Word Game!

[Mike Welham]

waited for their initiation ceremony,

[zylphryx]

wearing duck suits and reciting

[Tnemeh]

the national anthem of a

[Celestial Healer]

long forgotten country. Moldy raspberries

[zylphryx]

were considered a delicacy there

[Mike Welham]

until the entire country's population

[MythrilDragon]

of more than two loved

[Celestial Healer]

raspberries so much that they

[taig]

married them. The first human-raspberry

[zylphryx]

was born one growing season

[MythrilDragon]

heavy acidic rains followed by

[Kruelaid]

the wrath of God caused

[MythrilDragon]

a red rash and itchy

[zylphryx]

fingernails, resulting in a maddeningly

[MythrilDragon]

silly thoughts of rainbows and

[Kiioro]

raving raspberry/kids running havoc among

[taig]

blueberry fields, where the sun

[MythrilDragon]

smells of icecream. These hallucinations

[Kruelaid]

caused me to chew my

[Kiioro]

pet halfling's toes in a

[zylphryx]

delusional state, thinking they were

[Celestial Healer]

really halfling fingers, which I

[taig]

knew couldn't have been the

[zylphryx]

case as they were so

[MythrilDragon]

spicy, more like kolbold ears.

[Mike Welham]

On yet another plane, Asmodeus

[MythrilDragon]

was dreaming of unicorns and

[zylphryx]

little fuzzy bunnies carrying flaming

[Aberzombie]

pikes which they would use

[drunken_nomad]

to cook flumph smores and

[Celestial Healer]

baked brie. In his dream,

[zylphryx]

Asmodeus wore a plum tutu

[Mike Welham]

and carried Orcus' wand while

[drunken_nomad]

flaying trolls and eating pickles

[zylphryx]

as he pirouetted through the

[drunken_nomad]

Outsider version of Swan Lake

[MythrilDragon]

staring Elminster in the role

[drunken_nomad]

of all roles; Jesse James.

[Celestial Healer]

In the audience, he noticed

[MythrilDragon]

Bilbo stealing his Harley and

[taig]

Marlboros, so he could hock

[Kiioro]

rocks, locks, socks, vrocks

[MythrilDragon]

and a Winebago. Secret-police observed

[zylphryx]

their secret doughnuts disappear at

[Aberzombie]

an alarming rate, through a

[drunken_nomad]

wormhole in time, where mice

[MythrilDragon]

live in doughnut holes and

[Mike Welham]

the illuminati [fnord] the dough.

[MythrilDragon]

It's true! I read it

[Kiioro]

"Secret Police Today!", the coolest