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		   need for funnel cakes and 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   lack of five-fingered marsupials wearing 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   brass knuckles while fighting Mister 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Ultimate Fighter Tournament.  Cyndi Lauper 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   had "fun" while Kajagoogoo went 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   to the "Big Apple". Tears 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   and blood flowed in torrents 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   of Fears.  Timbuk 3 "shout"ed 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   "Sweet dreams, you rhythmic challenged 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   trixter, there's a warrant out 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   for hairband wannabes trying to 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   that hadn't seen a toothbrush 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   , by recommendation from Dr. Love, 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   on a Mexican radio! Whoa-o! 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Countess Vaula Phudeux shifted aimlessly 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Wondering if she should have 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   turned the iron maiden off, 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   (...) too kinky? Maybe, but it 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   a pretty, pretty princess, unlike 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Ralph, who's a queen.  Mary 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Mary quite contrary, how does 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   juggle goslings while chewing gum 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   and passing gas and jumping 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   incontinent giant lemurs wearing leaky 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   dipies and smelly socks soaked 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   brine imported from the Sea 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   of See, which is invisible 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   but not unsmellable, especially 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   man compitition occuring nearby in 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Chuck-E-Cheese's while toddlers scramble over 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   free weights and cheap mozzarella. 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   Then the giant wererat Chuckie 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   wad of 5,000 tickets that 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   were traded in for rubber 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   hoses that had previously been 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
		   used for funneling beer by 
  
    
      
        
  
  
        
        
 
          
          
            
              
              
                
                   
	
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