need for funnel cakes and
lack of five-fingered marsupials wearing
brass knuckles while fighting Mister
Ultimate Fighter Tournament. Cyndi Lauper
had "fun" while Kajagoogoo went
to the "Big Apple". Tears
and blood flowed in torrents
of Fears. Timbuk 3 "shout"ed
"Sweet dreams, you rhythmic challenged
trixter, there's a warrant out
for hairband wannabes trying to
that hadn't seen a toothbrush
, by recommendation from Dr. Love,
on a Mexican radio! Whoa-o!
Countess Vaula Phudeux shifted aimlessly
Wondering if she should have
turned the iron maiden off,
(...) too kinky? Maybe, but it
a pretty, pretty princess, unlike
Ralph, who's a queen. Mary
Mary quite contrary, how does
juggle goslings while chewing gum
and passing gas and jumping
incontinent giant lemurs wearing leaky
dipies and smelly socks soaked
brine imported from the Sea
of See, which is invisible
but not unsmellable, especially
man compitition occuring nearby in
Chuck-E-Cheese's while toddlers scramble over
free weights and cheap mozzarella.
Then the giant wererat Chuckie
wad of 5,000 tickets that
were traded in for rubber
hoses that had previously been
used for funneling beer by
easy sorority girls who never
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