of any donkey-shaped object anywhere
within reach. Thousands and thousands
of overstuffed equines laid ready
unionized pinata whacking fiesta monkies.
The pinatas that survived convened
The Great Pinata Revenge Council,
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Operation: Fiery Monkey Justice Go.
plan was to covertly substitute
fake shoe tongues for real
beef tongues, to lick the
wounds of Hazul. Quickly they
licked the tasty candy coating
their chocolate innards to spill
wall-to-wall carpet. "Eeewww, gross", cried
the celestial carpeteer, Shlomo the
Disjointed. "That's so nasty! I
tossed my cookies!" The offended
celestial warfed up his meal
to Courtney Love, who also
the sight of,..., well, anything
troubled childhood. This included: fried
chicken, okra, Opra Winfrey, Jerry
Springer and of course Courtney.
pixie marching powder outta his
schnoz, it looked like snow
day, school's canceled, all the
coke-crazed kinergarteners warbled simultaneously.
Frosty the Snow Elemental was
which would explain the dancing
pink elephants dressed in fancy
tuxedoes, complete with bright fluorescent
glo stix waving 'round and
crow feather wing attachments. Many
of these proudly prancing pachyderms
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was wrecking the city like
barbarians at a spelling bee.
"Can use in sentence pleez?",
asked the nervous spelling-bee contestant
before he split the moderator's
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