The Five Word Game!

[office_ninja]

the troll jerky, which regenerated

[Tensor]

2d4 h.p. per round. Average

[Heathansson]

penguins can consume 15 pounds

[Vattnisse]

of edibles in a single

[Heathansson]

sitting, but this gluttonous little

[FlashMan]

Grazz't gets all the ladies

[Heathansson]

AND Kostchchie, and his sister

[Tensor]

. Now, where did he go?

[Heathansson]

Ask Iggwilv, maybe she knows.

[Vattnisse]

However, as sages know, it

[Heathansson]

really depends on one thing:

[Vattnisse]

the alignment of the stars

[Celestial Healer]

and whether St. Cuthbert had

[office_ninja]

a boner at the time.

[Heathansson]

O' the cudgel--I see

[Vattnisse]

that Cuthbert's mighty armament has

[Celestial Healer]

lost some of its luster

[Heathansson]

without the invention of Viagra

[Vattnisse]

For Weapons - it bolsters the

[Celestial Healer]

stamina, you know. St. Cuthbert's

[Heathansson]

not scared of Rosie O'donnell,

[Evil Genius]

but his mighty loins quiver

[office_ninja]

at the mention of oozes.

[Vattnisse]

Thus, his fathful believe extermination

[Evil Genius]

of the gelatinous cubes of

[Heathansson]

Rubix, which is south of

[drunken_nomad]

Cubix, and just a little

[Heathansson]

north of Jubilex County, where

[drunken_nomad]

the Hulk first turned green

[Reggie]

, should be all the rage.

[Vattnisse]

Cuthbertites' primary church-sanctioned extermination technique

[Heathansson]

for oozes, vermin, aberrations, and

[office_ninja]

people who talk during movies

[Heathansson]

who have no business talkin'

[office_ninja]

during movies (am I right?),

[Heathansson]

or any other fragging time.

[Vattnisse]

is to douse them with

[Heathansson]

a jug of moonshine from

[Vattnisse]

the Font of Abundantly Plentiful

[Heathansson]

Corn Squeezin's, a pint of

[Vattnisse]

low-grade roadside lemonade and a

[FlashMan]

Fharlanghn's drunk with Oliddamara again

[FlashMan]

Vattnisse wrote:

low-grade roadside lemonade and a

partidge in a pear tree

[Celestial Healer]

. Unfortunately, there were no oozes

[Heathansson]

for the children this year,

[Celestial Healer]

because Gene Simmons had slurped

[Heathansson]

150,000 of them backstage during

[office_ninja]

his latest ungol dust binge.

[Heathansson]

So Ace Frehley, when he

[Celestial Healer]

sought an oozy creature for