The Five Word Game!

[office_ninja]

from the waist down. Meanwhile,

[Vattnisse]

the aforementioned ogre babe had

[drunken_nomad]

trouble opening her car door

[Celestial Healer]

and had to pry it

[Vattnisse]

away from the grasping hands

[office_ninja]

of her reluctant kobold boyfriend.

[Celestial Healer]

When she finally emerged, the

[Vattnisse]

anguished kobold lothario was wailing

[drunken_nomad]

like a sissypants. Ogrebabe pushed

[Heathansson]

him in the back seat

[Vattnisse]

and fastened his baby-seat belt

[drunken_nomad]

, opening his Spongebob fruitsnack package

[Celestial Healer]

and jabbed his throat with

[Heathansson]

a crescent kick. Then she

[drunken_nomad]

fed from the spurting blood

[Heathansson]

out of his left nostril

[Vattnisse]

just to clean him up

[Heathansson]

proper. The snarky kobold, however,

[Vattnisse]

was not as helpless as

[Heathansson]

the skanky ogress was led

[Reggie]

to suspect; unfortunately for him

[Vattnisse]

, his powers were useless against

[Heathansson]

her massive, taut iron thews

[Vattnisse]

and nattily pointy moustache. Overmatched,

[Heathansson]

the kobold attempted to flee,

[Vattnisse]

but the seatbelt was too

[Heathansson]

comforting, in a kinky sort

[Vattnisse]

, to abandon. Glumly chewing fruit,

[Heathansson]

the kobold did accept his

[office_ninja]

bosomy fate. "Great scott!", he

[Celestial Healer]

mused, "I may have to

[Heathansson]

take a dump some time,

[Celestial Healer]

; all that Mexican food is

[Heathansson]

really sticking to my innards,

[Vattnisse]

and reacting badly to juicy

[Celestial Healer]

grells I've been eating." He

[office_ninja]

felt like a volcano of

[Heathansson]

asstounding size was about to

[Vattnisse]

spew brimstone and burning ash

[Heathansson]

and magma, and noxious toxic gases and

[Vattnisse]

an army of fire elementals

[Heathansson]

and salamanders, and fire weasels, and flamingos,

[Vattnisse]

and swarms of fire mephits.

[Heathansson]

Preparation H was no help

[office_ninja]

, nor was Pepto. "Gurgle gurgle",

[Heathansson]

hot pink lava

[Vattnisse]

made a hissing sound as

[Heathansson]

it spewed from the crack

[Vattnisse]

in the red dragon egg

[Celestial Healer]

he had eaten for breakfast