The Five Word Game!

[Vattnisse]

and a lethally boring anecdote

[Heathansson]

about siezing the bull by

[Vattnisse]

the horns or something like

[drunken_nomad]

a debate between Jim Belushi

[Heathansson]

and Herve Villachez about women's

[Vattnisse]

rights, while snorting angel dust.

[Celestial Healer]

This so confused the myconid

[Vattnisse]

paladins that they reverted to

[Heathansson]

dancing in a circle like

[Vattnisse]

unusually demented vegetative Morris dancers

[Heathansson]

who drank prune juice and

[Celestial Healer]

wrote haiku poems about the

[Heathansson]

plight of poor Britney Spears

[drunken_nomad]

and her rancid cooking techniques.

[Heathansson]

The myconids, totally spastic by

[Vattnisse]

any standards already, then began

[Heathansson]

suddenly spewing spiraling scintillating spores

[Vattnisse]

as they sought to call

[Heathansson]

the Godzilla Mushroom Battleforce Ultra

[Vattnisse]

to annihilate their foes. However,

[Heathansson]

GMBU was not receiving sporecalls at the

[Vattnisse]

High Hall of Mushroom Might.

[drunken_nomad]

He was on a date

[Celestial Healer]

with a foxy ogress at

[Heathansson]

a swank sushi bar in

[Vattnisse]

Sigil, the City of Portals,

[Heathansson]

when a Yugoloth named Pubert

[Celestial Healer]

burst through the door and

[Heathansson]

excitedly started shouting, "everybody get

[drunken_nomad]

a droid and let's linedance!"

[Heathansson]

People look at him crazy.

[Vattnisse]

"You mean a druid, right?",

[Heathansson]

,said a snarky, clever, and

[Vattnisse]

generally disagreeable berk, before the

[Heathansson]

sensate babe in the corner

[Vattnisse]

seized him by the hair

[Celestial Healer]

and consumed his brain like

[office_ninja]

so much pasta salad. "Shplort."

[Heathansson]

She was a day tripper.

[Celestial Healer]

This whole scenario proved too

[Heathansson]

much for the drunk Nalfeshnee

[Vattnisse]

by the pooltable, who proceeded

[Heathansson]

to bite the eight ball

[Vattnisse]

before breaking into a frenzy

[drunken_nomad]

and tossing cuesticks like darts.

[Vattnisse]

Skewered and bleeding bystanders scattered

[Celestial Healer]

like Paris Hilton's entourage at

[Vattnisse]

a library, leaving only a

[Celestial Healer]

faint aroma of skanky perfume

[Vattnisse]

and a sense of unease