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[Kobold Catgirl]

Do I look that dumb to you?! I not catch bullets with teeth! That stupid!

[Kobold Catgirl]

It sound like something you'd do.

[Larry Lichman]

. . .

[Aberzombie]

Lizerd boah shur is ornery when he don't git ta post at tha top uh tha page.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Yes! I mad about that!

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

ayup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Ain't nobuddy seen Tegan round? Ah shur does miss thet gal. She wuz uh fahrkracker, fer shur.

[Larry Lichman]

Ain't seen hide nor hare o'Tegan. Ah shore hope thet Kobaldt feller din't scar her away.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Grumble. This make me very mad.

[Beaver Cleaver]

Eddy Haskell makes me mad! He's a real goon.

[Aberzombie]

Ah wuz mad once.

[Heathansson]

Ayyup. He lost his car keys with the petit bon ange keyrang. He tore up th' treller likkin ferr it, all rant'n'ravin' balt "Solmin Grundy."
Good times.

[Kobold Catgirl]

You is very crazy, isn't you?

[Celestial Healer]

What in the name uh... Things jes ain' lahk they wuz.

[Aberzombie]

Howdy CH! Ah ain't seen ya round these parts fer uh bit o'time. We got arselfs uh infesstashun uh Lizerd Boah, if'n ya see. Ken ya help us out?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Yes, last I see you you I think you is making me mad! But I isn't sure...I guess I have to kill you extra dead, just in case I is mad!

[Aberzombie]

See whut ah mean, CH? Yappity little feller, ain't he.

[Beaver Cleaver]

I had lice once! Mom made me wash with a special shampoo. And a scrub brush with metal bristles.

[Aberzombie]

Beaver Cleaver wrote:

I had lice once! Mom made me wash with a special shampoo. And a scrub brush with metal bristles.

That'd do tha trick.

[Beaver Cleaver]

Hey! Weren't you in my brother Wally's college anatomy class?

[Kobold Catgirl]

I not have lice! No make me whack you really dead, or I be mad! Extra mad!

[Aberzombie]

Lizerd Boah = brokin rekerd

[Adam Daigle]

Wuhl, ah rek'n.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Grr. I does hate this thread so much.

[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Howdy CH! Ah ain't seen ya round these parts fer uh bit o'time. We got arselfs uh infesstashun uh Lizerd Boah, if'n ya see. Ken ya help us out?

Ah saw. Dem hippehs is alwehs on meh properteh.

Dang ya lizerd hippeh! Git off meh properteh afore ah shoot!

[Aberzombie]

Go git em, CH! Ayup.

[Larry Lichman]

Thet hippeh's in fer it now!

[Valegrim]

Yippee! I gots me sum o dem der tender squeezins :) yum yum.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Howdy CH! Ah ain't seen ya round these parts fer uh bit o'time. We got arselfs uh infesstashun uh Lizerd Boah, if'n ya see. Ken ya help us out?

Ah saw. Dem hippehs is alwehs on meh properteh.

Dang ya lizerd hippeh! Git off meh properteh afore ah shoot!

You is stupid celestial! You not shoot! Not shoot! I have death throws that is enough to kill tarrasque.

[Aberzombie]

Sumthin shor is wrong with ya Lizerd Boah? Didjur maw drop ya on yer head when ya wuz uh baby lizerd?

[Larry Lichman]

Thet kobaldt feller probly wuz dropped 2 er 3 tahms on his hed as a yung'un. He's plum crazy!

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Valegrim]

:)

[Kobold Catgirl]

Larry Lichman wrote:

Thet kobaldt feller probly wuz dropped 2 er 3 tahms on his hed as a yung'un. He's plum crazy!

I is dropped 8 times, but who is counting? No make mad!

[Beaver Cleaver]

Eddie Haskell dropped me out the second story window.

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't serprized.

Spoiler:

Happy Mardi Gras

[Larry Lichman]

Ayup. Happeh Fat Tuesdah!

[Valegrim]

WEEZ aought pick erselves a King N Queeny Oh Pomp and Circum uhm cize; no dat aight it; uh, stands; yeah, Circustands.

[Larry Lichman]

ayup. Time ta sellabrate, too.

*opens PBR*
*Passes six pack around*

[Kobold Catgirl]

AAAH!!! This place is scary! I is running away!
*Trips on PBR*

[Aberzombie]

Ayup

[Larry Lichman]

Ah reckon.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Nice weather.

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm ekspektin sum rain.

[Larry Lichman]

ayup.