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Liberty's Edge

Bet that plasmergum will rost it likety split.


Dirk Gently wrote:
AWED wrote:
i hav a hitch!!!!!
A hitch! Do you have an itch, or are you lying dead in a ditch after having gotten run over by some b@~@~?

You ramblin fo get me a clerrrik

Liberty's Edge

Clerrik!!!


Heathansson wrote:
Clerrik!!!

Nevermein, its come out and it gos BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM *Blood falls everywhere* mmm hupe de vampares no com

Liberty's Edge

Oh dang. Alines. Now vamperse.


Heathansson wrote:
Oh dang. Alines. Now vamperse.

her'e dey com... * pulls out a stake* HEY!!!!! DIRK!!!!! dhere som vampares her'e 2 vasit


Ya know boahs, all these vermin r gettin outta hand. I thank we need ta start tacticsizing. Might be we kin git it figurd out ta get some or all of em at once. We just need ta figur out how ta git em frum above, below & from the side.

Liberty's Edge

I'ma gettin me up a toothpick gun. Y'all gerd mu flanx.


We gotchya cuverd

Liberty's Edge

C'mon ya neck suckin' fools! Let's tussle.

Scarab Sages

Havin uh basement sucks! Rain sucks! Ah don't care none if'n its Baby Jesus' pee, lahk muh momma dun told meh, ah still hate tha s!&!!

Liberty's Edge

Whut thu?...


Aberzombie wrote:
Havin uh basement sucks! Rain sucks! Ah don't care none if'n its Baby Jesus' pee, lahk muh momma dun told meh, ah still hate tha s#!%!

That dang zombies a'risin' again! Get 'im boahs!


Zombies... and vampires... and aliens! Oh my!

Oh and one big wild boar as well.

Scarab Sages

Warmage 101 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Havin uh basement sucks! Rain sucks! Ah don't care none if'n its Baby Jesus' pee, lahk muh momma dun told meh, ah still hate tha s#!%!

That dang zombies a'risin' again! Get 'im boahs!

Ah been round this heer thread a lot longer'n you have sonny! Ya shore does sound lahk one o'them hippies, tryin ta trick evybody inta attackin meh! Hey CH, ya might wanna bring yer shotgun!


well, now; youse canna faight no gut n uh empty gas tank; I best russle up some grub ta line yer innerds n stick ta yer ribs.


uh; anyone round hears confirmed dey is vamps; could juz be more hippyes; dey do dat hicky thing n it sorta looks all vampish n all dat wacky tobobacky makes mmm look all dead eyed...


Valegrim wrote:
uh; anyone round hears confirmed dey is vamps; could juz be more hippyes; dey do dat hicky thing n it sorta looks all vampish n all dat wacky tobobacky makes mmm look all dead eyed...

But id swaers its dem vamps, de toke me cows by de nick and now de afder me ahhhhhh.

Scarab Sages

AWED wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
uh; anyone round hears confirmed dey is vamps; could juz be more hippyes; dey do dat hicky thing n it sorta looks all vampish n all dat wacky tobobacky makes mmm look all dead eyed...
But id swaers its dem vamps, de toke me cows by de nick and now de afder me ahhhhhh.

Ya gots ta git yerself a steak n'start stabbin them blood suckin fellers in tha chest. Ya may wants ta git yerself a cross, so's tha power o'Christ ken compel em away from ya.


But in de vamp guide it say cross no help. i got me some garlic * stabbing vamp* and it is died


Aberzombie wrote:
Warmage 101 wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Havin uh basement sucks! Rain sucks! Ah don't care none if'n its Baby Jesus' pee, lahk muh momma dun told meh, ah still hate tha s#!%!

That dang zombies a'risin' again! Get 'im boahs!

Ah been round this heer thread a lot longer'n you have sonny! Ya shore does sound lahk one o'them hippies, tryin ta trick evybody inta attackin meh! Hey CH, ya might wanna bring yer shotgun!

Sorry suh, didn't mean no offense. Just tryin' to stop those walking dead gettin' those apples. Sorry to have disturbed.

One thing for sure though, I aint no %^$%&ed hippie!

Liberty's Edge

They gown yit


Nope, looks like we got sum tryin ta sneak up on us frum around tha barn. Oh, wait, thas jus the hawgs wallerin round in tha mud.

Liberty's Edge

yup.

Liberty's Edge

Hark! What medals can you bumble? Why unwind when I should lower the groundsnakes?

Scarab Sages

....

Liberty's Edge

Wahahaha! Soon, my plan will be complete! ALL the world's people shall be dipped in Fun-Lum sweet & sour sauce! They shall be Sweet AND Sour! HA! Sonic the Hedgehog! Now I can fly, like a flying potato! You have awakened an evil older than man, older than CROUTONS! NOW I FEED! Mmmm, peas. Say it with me and wiggle! Peas, peas, peas. Look, David Hasselhoff CAN fly! Wheee!


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Wahahaha! Soon, my plan will be complete! ALL the world's people shall be dipped in Fun-Lum sweet & sour sauce! They shall be Sweet AND Sour! HA! Sonic the Hedgehog! Now I can fly, like a flying potato! You have awakened an evil older than man, older than CROUTONS! NOW I FEED! Mmmm, peas. Say it with me and wiggle! Peas, peas, peas. Look, David Hasselhoff CAN fly! Wheee!

That boah ain't rite...

Liberty's Edge

I revel in my insanity, and I am insane in my revelry.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I revel in my insanity, and I am insane in my revelry.

Its ok SHINY dude, looks like dem liens got yie too.

Scarab Sages

Whut inna Sam Hill?


am double bummed :( :(


Aberzombie wrote:
Whut inna Sam Hill?

no sir we arn't in sam hill... we r in slient hill


Whut?!?!?! Is Sam Hill back agin? I owe him sum rocksalt in the backside fer whut he did with mah sister...

Scarab Sages

Magikcat wrote:
Whut?!?!?! Is Sam Hill back agin? I owe him sum rocksalt in the backside fer whut he did with mah sister...

Yer sister? Dang! That feller's got a lot ta answer fer. Maybe he's one o'them hippies in dee-skys.

Liberty's Edge

ayyup.

Scarab Sages

Hot Dang! We're a postin on t'other site.


Wahl I magin thar's postin needs dun on tha back 40 here. Don't spred yewrself too thin.

Scarab Sages

Ah thought we wuz gonna let ol'bessie and them other cows have the back 40 fer ettin tha grass! If'n we ain't, though, ah reckon ah'll go git ta werk.


well, back 40 prolly need ta jez set fer a season while we do a crop rotational thingy; be good ta graze on n get all naturally refertalized.

Liberty's Edge

Wuts awl thet numbersome jabber!

Liberty's Edge

Ain't seen no aleens lately. But I dew seem tuh be turnin' smurf piratey.


Drink up all, ye never know what day be yer last n yall don't wanna go out thirsty.

Liberty's Edge

I'm ginna git them saucer men.


Take some tea and crumpets with that old wolf

Liberty's Edge

All dang! Yiggot me, Efreeto Bandito! ;)


hehe I lakes that un; miss that little guy from the idiot box selling them chips. Wishn I wudda come up wit it me own self when I made up thas here avatar; darn tootin good name dat.


Yep, don't fergit them fish n chips neither.

Liberty's Edge

Valegrim wrote:
hehe I lakes that un; miss that little guy from the idiot box selling them chips. Wishn I wudda come up wit it me own self when I made up thas here avatar; darn tootin good name dat.

You kin make it yerr alias.


Aww, what in tarnation?! I thought them fellers fixed tha whole "type one thang, see a nother" thang. DANG IT!

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