Ah'm a-huntin aliuns. If'n meh shotgun won't kill em, Ah'll jes run over 'em with meh tractor.
An' wat eef yur tractor don' kill 'em?
Or dey take o'er yer mind wif der aliun tekno-thingies?
Ah'm a-huntin aliuns. If'n meh shotgun won't kill em, Ah'll jes run over 'em with meh tractor.An' wat eef yur tractor don' kill 'em?
Or dey take o'er yer mind wif der aliun tekno-thingies?
They won' take over yer mind if ya got your special tinfoil mind ray bolckin hat. Theyre shiney!!!
Hippies..... it's what's for dinner.
You get soma dem craizy hippie folks inna cawnfield and put a big 'ol fireball innath'mix an' y' got yourselves some Barbie Q'd hippie with popcorn.
They shouldn'a been in the dang field in the first place. They gets whats comin' to 'em
I like myself a bitta popcorn.
well, i gots me a bit bore auto shooter left oer from da war; still in good working condition; could sell or loan you oh celestial neighbor; you would have to use hotpads er maybe some as best us gloves er jacket er sometin as it tends to get real hot like; n best wear some hearin protection as it screams like a trailor tramp woman who ait gittin her alimony check n kicks like her breath, but; itll leave pretty pictures from the mist left oer anything yas hits get more er less de sint o grated.
ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch ut
They won' take over yer mind if ya got your special tinfoil mind ray bolckin hat. Theyre shiney!!!Ah'm a-huntin aliuns. If'n meh shotgun won't kill em, Ah'll jes run over 'em with meh tractor.An' wat eef yur tractor don' kill 'em?
Or dey take o'er yer mind wif der aliun tekno-thingies?
It'sa cawnspiracy goldarnit! The gov'ment got me back in '53!
Wheres my gun? Anyone seen my shotgun? I'ma gonna hunt me some alien!
ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch ut
Que?
Dutch? Afrikaans?
ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch ut
Say what?!!!
ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch ut
Looks like ya got a touch o' th' sun der. Grab a beer an' help me git dose aliuns.
dem aliens goin in me minds, i fielded me wil savift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch utSay what?!!!
Aw, dat's alrigh', just 'elp me shoot 'em.
ift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch utSay what?!!!
dem aliens goin in me minds, i fielded me wil sav
dem aliens goin in me minds, i fielded me wil savift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch utSay what?!!!
They wouldna probed ya if yad had yer tinfoil hat!!!
I tank dat dose boys are tryin' t'git at dose apple trees again.
I don't know why I'm talking like somebody from the mid-west, I'm english for goodness sake! Just thought I'd join the fun!
Well, toodle pip! Got to be back to blighty for tea you know *puts on biggles style flying helmet and gets into small bi-plane*
Tally ho!
Well, toodle pip! Got to be back to blighty for tea you know
Dat der tee is tasty.
Cor, it looks like I'll not be 'avin' any later, though, I say.
They wouldna probed ya if yad had yer tinfoil hat!!!dem aliens goin in me minds, i fielded me wil savift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch utSay what?!!!
Be prepared! Never go out without your tinfoil hat.
well, now; az is not in the weaponary busy ness; so have a beer warmage, now; i gots me this here little pepper shaker; just raight fer when things git all wigged out; now itll hole 6 chambered .38 recommend full metal jacket, but see hearz how it not got no revolver n only one trigger; dat cause it blasts all dem barrels at once. sure now; takes a bit o forearm strentgh or pleanty o liquid car age to use ti; but should make any alien look fer less likely prey; now I can hand this lil lovely over cheap like, cause I in my recent trip I gots me something else; raight now you might say it has some "special" loads o inciderary typoness. yep; more beer, here you go; let me poor dat fer ya; have some a bowl o beans n some hots wings wit dat; now; I kin let this garanteed alien destructor go fer jez a song. Dat sauce to hot; here have some more beer; cool yas raight down.
oh now; wait till yall se what I gots commin in da old mail delivery; gots me a special govrn mint type permit n stuff fer it n everything. I iz so excited; ye friggin ha.
<dances around with a beer in each hand singing a little ditty to himself>
They wouldna probed ya if yad had yer tinfoil hat!!!dem aliens goin in me minds, i fielded me wil savift ya yse thit it may vork,bit liens gomein brins simetimes 2. Vatch utSay what?!!!
yeup, i had that. and me comic Johny the homicidal manic too, that scared dem liens. "conratulilions" dem liens say to me end el liens go bye
nice goggles; lak that thar leather flyin hat too; luks very thentic.
I tank dat dose boys are tryin' t'git at dose apple trees again.
I don't know why I'm talking like somebody from the mid-west, I'm english for goodness sake! Just thought I'd join the fun!
Well, toodle pip! Got to be back to blighty for tea you know *puts on biggles style flying helmet and gets into small bi-plane*
Tally ho!
Lets see what these aliens have to say for two vickers machine guns!
de de de duh de, de de de duh de, de de de dee duh, de de de duh! (doesn't sound quite like wagner, but oh well)
Neaow! Neeaow! Ratatatatattatatatatatat! One down, 56,343,543,121,000 to go
Oooh! Theres the mother ship! Everyone load up their shotguns, we're in trouble now boys! Here we go!
I tank dat dose boys are tryin' t'git at dose apple trees again.
I don't know why I'm talking like somebody from the mid-west, I'm english for goodness sake! Just thought I'd join the fun!
Well, toodle pip! Got to be back to blighty for tea you know *puts on biggles style flying helmet and gets into small bi-plane*
Tally ho!
Lets see what these aliens have to say for two vickers machine guns!
de de de duh de, de de de duh de, de de de dee duh, de de de duh! (doesn't sound quite like wagner, but oh well)
Shot de liens ship shot de liens ship, *Spacecraft takes cows* No, not dem COW!!!!! De damn b~&*&in liens stole me cow, and i hav a hitch!!!!! dem liens planned egs in mi heirs
Shot de liens ship shot de liens ship, *Spacecraft takes cows* No, not dem COW!!!!! De damn b**&&in liens stole me cow, and i hav a hitch!!!!! dem liens planned egs in mi heirsI tank dat dose boys are tryin' t'git at dose apple trees again.
I don't know why I'm talking like somebody from the mid-west, I'm english for goodness sake! Just thought I'd join the fun!
Well, toodle pip! Got to be back to blighty for tea you know *puts on biggles style flying helmet and gets into small bi-plane*
Tally ho!
Lets see what these aliens have to say for two vickers machine guns!
de de de duh de, de de de duh de, de de de dee duh, de de de duh! (doesn't sound quite like wagner, but oh well)
Da on'y ting dat gits out aliun eggies is fire, den acid, den more fire. Den beer. Lotsa beer.
By the way, no wait *ratatatatatatatatatat*, got him.
Anyway, great thread guys
i hav a hitch!!!!!
A hitch! Do you have an itch, or are you lying dead in a ditch after having gotten run over by some b%+~%?
Shot de liens ship shot de liens ship, *Spacecraft takes cows* No, not dem COW!!!!! De damn b~~*%in liens stole me cow, and i hav a hitch!!!!! dem liens planned egs in mi heirsI tank dat dose boys are tryin' t'git at dose apple trees again.
I don't know why I'm talking like somebody from the mid-west, I'm english for goodness sake! Just thought I'd join the fun!
Well, toodle pip! Got to be back to blighty for tea you know *puts on biggles style flying helmet and gets into small bi-plane*
Tally ho!
Lets see what these aliens have to say for two vickers machine guns!
de de de duh de, de de de duh de, de de de dee duh, de de de duh! (doesn't sound quite like wagner, but oh well)
They stole your cow!
No sir, that will not do! That is just not cricket! You'll get your cow back or my name isn't Captain James Bigglesworth.
Neaow! Neeaow!
Hmm, theres no stopping these crafty blighters. Their using missiles. Taking evasive action.
de liens ship r down, *hitching head* wait its a tick on mi head , not egs sorry, I ned a clerrriicc over here to git it off.
de liens ship r down, *hitching head* wait its a tick on mi head , not egs sorry, I ned a clerrriicc over here to git it off.
MEDIC!!!!!!!!!
Look out heath, those boys in your back yard have turned into aliens! Air support on the way, try and hold out till we get there.
I luv th' smell o' napalm in th' mornin'--smells lahk victory.
Broken arrow! Broken Arrow!
Let me introduce you to my little frengd! Thoop! Thoop! Thoop!
ksh! ksh! ksh!Brap brap brap brap chk chk brap!
There are people on the beach. Pass me my big gun. They think it is all over. It is now! Bam bam bam bam bam bam
That will sort out those aliens!
Just as long as they don't get those apples. We still want some of your apple pie
Blimey; dem big headed feller don stole me fire pit; all kit n kaboodle; made off wit our smoker too all when i was relishin da joys o my mail or to be.
shake his fit et da sky; Dis rudeness wil not bay forgattn; not never!
goes into the rootceller n pulls up a secret floor panel; returns to the surface with a Firebolt Mark III "Godfire" Personal Plasma Assault Cannon
<whispers da south will rize agin>
flips on the power switch; a low power hum fills the air as a wicked grin peels across Valegrims efreeti face from ear to ear you see jagged and pointed teeth.
he put the charge setting on maximum; and points the weapon at the heavons and says "lets start us a fire n have some alien bbQ" and lets go and fills the sky with liquid burning blasma; it is like the sun has come to earth; the blast from the gun is so hot hat those standing nearby are now without eyebrows and Valegrims cooking smock is smoking.
sitting on his rear end a bit dazed from the kick of the weapon....
did Iz Git eM?
They're on the run!
It is a great victory for mankind!
Run them down! Tractor brigades, mouunt up! Get those shiny tinfoil hats on, they're not finished yet!
Onwards!
Wazza kipper? aight that a little fish; we dont fry dem; daze juz bait.
Try a Kraken. Fried by plasma doesn't leave a lot to go around.
uhm; am still seeing spots n kaint hear so well yet so I prolly best not drive to fast like; so is gonna hich up de ol flatbed to da trailer n head down to old man Jenkin scrap heap n junk yard; gott git me like a couple o broken down water heaters and some angle iron.
Dont frt yall; dinner el be on time
<snap - everyone containers are refilled with cool refreshment of choice>
sum day I iza gonna havta read dat pea shooters instructions; goes back down into the root cellar, relocks the door then begins to pull the flatbed over to a tractor.
I wanna hunt me a tarrasque with that thing! Tarrasque steak straight from the writhing green fires of superheated plasma, sounds mighty fine!
yep I had me some big T steaks once; was on a special high diggedy and fancy hunt some o my good ol boy political friends was keen on; dey had me along fer the wish spell ta keep da critter dead n help out wit servin suggestions. Trueth be told; dey a bit tuff; but slowed cooked with just the right spices; is fine eatin.
Hogzilla; ye bought that old one eh; well now; you wanna hogzilla juz take one o dem porkers oer der n let him go wild n back ta seed a few years; det get real dire n prehistoric in short order.
Thar's a critter in Georgia call HOGzilla. I think the plasma cannon mite do the trick.
The army have been experimenting again!
Still, would make a fine hog roast. Just don't let it near new york city.