Grandmah got run over by a Kyuss raindeer!
I dun like all that British talkin in them movies. They oughtta make the spy a goodol'boy from Alabam'. Then I'd see it.
This question goes out to all the non "Southern" Americans out there.
How did we as a country get the stereotype of a southern drawl?
Are there more southerners out there then I think?
(shotgunning hippies off of lawns does thin our northern ranks out a bit...)
Do they take more out of country vacations than the rest of us and therefore represent our country more?
Inquirering members of a Union state want to know.
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This question goes out to all the non "Southern" Americans out there.
How did we as a country get the stereotype of a southern drawl?
Now boy, ya cain't jus ax this here kinda question an not expect us "Southern" folks ta answer.
If'n ya ax me (an ah know ya didn't, Ah'm jus sayin is all), them thar yankees made up that thar sterotypin cuz they's jealous of us southern folk an our easy-goin way a life. Them yankees think theyselves is such hot s*%@, but two o tha fastest growin cities is in tha south, and lots o' industry to. In fact, couple years ago ah dun heard bout this feller who dun made a prejection that if'n the God's beloved, good ol' US of A was ta split up inta four seprit countries, tha south'd be tha most ecnomically powerful one. Ain't that some s$%&? So anyways, yeah, ah jus think them yankees is jealous!
Sides, evybody knows them northeastern folk is a bunch a crazy commie folk. Ah mean, hell boy them folks in New York City dun elected that Clinton lady, so yah know they ain't right. Though, way I hear it, the folks in Arkansas is grateful that somebody else took that gal offin thar hands.
How did we as a country get the stereotype of a southern drawl?
Elvis :P
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This question goes out to all the non "Southern" Americans out there.
How did we as a country get the stereotype of a southern drawl?
Are there more southerners out there then I think?
(shotgunning hippies off of lawns does thin our northern ranks out a bit...)Do they take more out of country vacations than the rest of us and therefore represent our country more?
Inquirering members of a Union state want to know.
I's an hour from the Canadian border, boy. This here's how I talks.
***In other words, as a Northerner, I have no idea***
I dun like all that British talkin in them movies. They oughtta make the spy a goodol'boy from Alabam'. Then I'd see it.This question goes out to all the non "Southern" Americans out there.
How did we as a country get the stereotype of a southern drawl?
Are there more southerners out there then I think?
(shotgunning hippies off of lawns does thin our northern ranks out a bit...)Do they take more out of country vacations than the rest of us and therefore represent our country more?
Inquirering members of a Union state want to know.
Because when you see huge amounts of people with american flag t-shirts ball caps and preachin the glory of the nation and the american people. That's the accent your going to run into. Patrotism especially huge shows of it send a mesage to others that this is what we as a people are about.
During vietnam I'm sure the world would have had a different opinion. But whens the last time you saw a protest that got any kind of attention.
........ oh, umm, an thas wats fur cuz.
LOL - All good answers :-)
(straps on his bulletproof vest and nervously looks to unfold a picnic blanket)
Wonder if this spot on the lawn is taken...
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You tell um C.H.!
I'm just gettin started.
Ya dang hippies are alwehs singin yer songs an beatin yer hippie drums an tellin me I cain't stoke my fahrplace wit kittens! I'm tellin ya I bought this land for seventy five dollahs while y'all were still brats in yer momma's arms an I can do what I want with it!
Then ya get to smokin the reefer and marijooanna an my ole lady starts gettin all spacy on me like them Cheech an Chong fellas breathin the fumes!
An ya don't pick up after yerselves! If yer gonna have a love-in on my lawn ya gotta clean up yer waste an yer BMs like my momma tought me! Clean up the ole lady's too, she left one out thare I thinks.
Git yer hand drums an yer beads an yer John Kerry bumperstickers an get off mah dang lawn!
Just as a quick aside, I once played interpreter to a Russian immigrant couple and a Southern waitress. They were both speaking English, but both of them had such thick accents that they couldn't understand each other! :-) GOod thing a friendly Canadian was there to save the day, eh? ;-)
As a native Michigander, I'd like to say this: Heikki Lunta is coming! Say 'yah' to da UP, eh?
This thread is still going?
and going... and going... and going :)
*** replaces da threads energizer batteries ***
Dis thread is gonna Rise AGAIN and never die :)
All Hail dis Glorious thread.
k, now, services er done.
*** packs in a new wad of chaw and caps open a beer; looks around and passes one to that Bear cleric guy with the picanic basket and cutie blanket ***
hey there, you got extra plates in dat armor or you just wearing the basic vest? seeing you brings upin de ol question of gut offenz vs gut de fenz. hmm.
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Howdy thur, fellers.
Yer mail's here.
What's with them hippies out in yer yard? I'd half-spected you'd-a gone and shot 'em off-a it by now.
(Taking the role of the postman is fun! :D)
Kumbaya! :P
Ah, you boyz is makin me proud; beer and bar-B-Q and oggiling volleyball girlies till we drop dead and mayhap keep go-in after dat ifn we takes aberzombies path of self imbalming.
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Howdy thur, fellers.
Yer mail's here.
What's with them hippies out in yer yard? I'd half-spected you'd-a gone and shot 'em off-a it by now.
(Taking the role of the postman is fun! :D)
They's all come on my property while Ah'm doin mah business in the outhouse! I cain't shoot em fast enuf. Keep runnin outta bullets. Even chucked mah pitchfork at one of em.
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Go Gators! Whup them Buckeyes!
Thare better not be no gators on my properteh. I don't like no varmints on meh lawn.
Gator's gonna become a new purse. Or handbag. With matching shoes. Ah'm thinkin sling-back heels ta go with meh little black dress.
I mean, meh wifey's little black dress. I mean, the purse is for her. An the shoes. Don't make me shoot ya, boy.
*** replaces da threads energizer batteries ***
Dis thread is gonna Rise AGAIN and never die :)
All Hail dis Glorious thread.k, now, services er done.
*** packs in a new wad of chaw and caps open a beer; looks around and passes one to that Bear cleric guy with the picanic basket and cutie blanket ***
hey there, you got extra plates in dat armor or you just wearing the basic vest? seeing you brings upin de ol question of gut offenz vs gut de fenz. hmm.
Great! Always need snacks to got with the beer. And to drown my sorrows. :-)
Ahem,
We are here to pay homage to the great husky dog. Whupped up on this past week by an angry cardinal bird, they get no spot in the bowl games this year. Oh well, there's always next year.
Heres to a great football season come and gone (sips beer), and good luck to all those going on to the bowl games.
By the way, where did Nebraska place? My Dad works out there, so maybe I'll root for them.
Ah, you boyz is makin me proud; beer and bar-B-Q and oggiling volleyball girlies till we drop dead and mayhap keep go-in after dat ifn we takes aberzombies path of self imbalming.
Good point. More beer?
Do zombies eat "pickled" brains? :-)
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After pickling their own brains, do zombies "pop the top" for a midnight snack?
The djinn's got it easy, he just summons up a full cooler. :-(
Us bears got to scare the hippies away from their picnic baskets of beer. :-)
What do the angels do there CH? Or werewolves Heath?
ehehe; weez got er selves eh yogizombie :)
***looks around with a bit dazed and drunken lear ***
Er we in Jellyheadstone Park? Dat wood explain a few odd tings.
***summons up 3 more kegs of beer; 2 bags of preztles, and something to roast on the fire***
***looks at the moon; (its kinda blurry)***
Izat a full moon er my wife just happy to see me? Ifn it be a full type moon configuration, I best be seeing dat Heathason has his ducks in a row.
Sippin Beer; a bear SIPPIN beer; hehe; here's a straw, da rest of usn rednecks just guzzle like usual.
wait a darn my nut. Dat bear kin talk, you be one of dem der lie can thro pods too?
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Ah, you boyz is makin me proud; beer and bar-B-Q and oggiling volleyball girlies till we drop dead and mayhap keep go-in after dat ifn we takes aberzombies path of self imbalming.Good point. More beer?
Do zombies eat "pickled" brains? :-)
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After pickling their own brains, do zombies "pop the top" for a midnight snack?
The djinn's got it easy, he just summons up a full cooler. :-(
Us bears got to scare the hippies away from their picnic baskets of beer. :-)
What do the angels do there CH? Or werewolves Heath?
I honestly don't know. I just wake up, naked, covered in random stuff and none of it makes any sense.
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peace now me brothers; have a beer and kick back; dont need no fuedin...