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[Kobold Catgirl]

Callous Jack wrote:

Trey wrote:

Ah lak ta keep all my mussles under a thin layr of paddin ta protec em from bruisin.

Sorta like one of them fancy airbags,eh?

More like fatbag. They not cheap. They cost...whatever it cost to get 50 high-carb pizza.

[Callous Jack]

I needs to install an owl fatbag in muh truck in case of an accident.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Who needs dem owls anyhow?

[Kurocyn]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

...They cost...whatever it cost to get 50 high-carb pizza.

Der wuna' dem pitza pies round er? Whare'd it go!?!

Cuz'n Tony tells me ey've got dem a'New Yorker pitza. Ne're et a'new yorker fore. Wh'tcha reak'n he tastes like?

[Trey]

I don eet nun a thet pizza cause it's bad fer yuh. I onee eet healthy food like pit barbecue and fryed chikin.

[Kurocyn]

Uma' rat ye dern'd pij'on, ev'y ting's gud fer me. Buta' der fry'd chik'n doe soun purd'y gud. I's like da skin per'sonly.

[Aberzombie]

Ah shur do lahk fried chiken. Thet's sum o'mah faevrit food inna hole wide werld. Popeyes' is tha best.

[Trey]

Popeye's ain't bad, but Mrs. Wilkes', down Savannah way, had some mighty fine chickin. Was nother place, too, cain't recall th'name. Collards knocked me inta nixt Tuesdy.

[Kobold Catgirl]

...
...ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Mah Pappy used ta make sum reel dang good fried chiken. Heck, mah Pappy akchully makes all kindza good food.

[Kobold Catgirl]

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[Aberzombie]

Dang Lizerd Boah! Ya shur do make it easy fer us ta laff at ya. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Callous Jack]

Hur hur.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Baaaa.

[Donovan Vig]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Baaaa.

...insert appropriate velcro handgear joke here...

/dodge tomatoes ;)

[Aberzombie]

Whut is ya boah, sum kinda hippeh? Ya shur does sound lahk uh hippeh. Mebbe yer friends with thet Lizerd Boah?

[Kruelaid]

ayup

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Hello there. Say, could you gentlefolk perhaps direct me to the lavatory? Quite a rum thing. I seem to have rather a desperate need of one. Awfully kind of you, what.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Rather peculiar, what. I seem to have acquired a trumpet, and a rather assyrian headpiece. Dashed if I know why.

[Heathansson]

It's uh frigidaire cap, boah.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

I beg your pardon? Do you speak English perhaps?

[Heathansson]

Yew trine be funnah?

[Kruelaid]

Sheeit! Peers teh be one u dem HO-mo-SEK-shuals.

[Taliesin Hoyle]

By Jove. I am positively certain that I enunciated my "r's" quite precisely, and yet they became garbled, and I dare say, rather like "w's". What a perturbing turn of events!

[Heathansson]

Yew lahk Bon Jovi?

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Oh Lord! Now I have uttered a phrase about the common lagomorph! How could this be?

[Kruelaid]

Heathansson wrote:

Yew lahk Bon Jovi?

Whuts Bonjovi, some kinda beer?

[Heathansson]

Uh....shore...

[Heathansson]

Hackum th' fool moon allers brangs alt th' whackoze?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

By Jove. I am positivewy cewtain dat I enunciated my "w's" qwite pwecisely, and yet dey became gawbled, and I dawe say, wather wike "w's". Kill da wabbit!

That is my line! No use it! Or I is call Lemmings!

[Aberzombie]

Seems lahk we dun got uh hippeh gremlin messin up evybuddy's taipin.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Aberzombie wrote:

Seems lahk we dun got uh hippeh gremlin messin up evybuddy's taipin.

I is agree. Is possible.

[Aberzombie]

Dang hippeh gremlins

[Trey]

What in Sam Hill?

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Adam Daigle]

...

[Callous Jack]

Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

Oh Lord! Now I have uttered a phrase about the common lagomorph! How could this be?

You must be from Canada.

[Aberzombie]

Holy dogshit! Uh gosh dang Cuhnaedeeun! Them fellers is perty close ta bein worse then hippehs.

[Trey]

Why? What they do?

[Taliesin Hoyle]

I say, old chaps. The bizarre affliction of my speech seems to have abated somewhat. Jolly good show, what!

[Callous Jack]

Trey wrote:

Why? What they do?

They make mayple pancake sauce.

[Aberzombie]

Ain't none uh yall never seen thet Southpark movin pitcher? Evybuddy knows thet ya kin blame stuff on them dang Cuhnaediens.

[Kobold Catgirl]

ayyyyup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

I reckon so.

[Kobold Catgirl]

hold on sec...
hey kids!!! Get hell out of yard!!! Yeah you!
okay, I is back.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Baaaaa.

[Kobold Catgirl]

ayup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

KILL DA WABBIT!!!!!!