Dragon Staff: How Will You Cope With This?

[Shade]

I was just wondering: How is the Dragon staff going to cope with the massive outpouring of love and praise when the
Dragon Compendium Hardback Volume 1 arrives?

Considering the great wave of happiness that the Demonomicon has generated (boy, that sounded odd; Demonomicon=happiness), imagine what is headed your way when the legendary Nine Hells articles are inevitably updated to 3.5 in the Compendium!

I've already started drafting my love letter. :)

[Delglath]

I'm guessing there will be the following occurances:

Erik Mona: Dead of massive brain injury caused by his inability to handle the massive opposing forces of praise versus all the crap he gets online. Much like matter colliding with anti-matter.

James Jacobs: Will enter a catatonic state due to the intense shock of the situation, after having steeled himself against all flames.

Jason Bulmahn: Turned utterly insane by the freak occurance, begins ranting about the Horned Society spies that are everywhere and how Furyondy needs to be crushed and keeps muttering about some person called Iggwilv...

[Vic Wertz]

Delglath wrote:

Jason Bulmahn: Turned utterly insane by the freak occurance, begins ranting about the Horned Society spies that are everywhere and how Furyondy needs to be crushed and keeps muttering about some person called Iggwilv...

...and in what way is this different from now?

-Vic.
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[Joshua J. Frost]

Delglath wrote:

Erik Mona: Dead of massive brain injury caused by his inability to handle the massive opposing forces of praise versus all the crap he gets online. Much like matter colliding with anti-matter.

I have it on good authority that Erik stores his brain in a titanium satellite in geosynchronous orbit above Washington State. Inside his skull cavity is a complicated network of fiber optic cable and communications equipment that relays his thoughts to the brain hive poised high above the earth. This allows for many layers of firewall to be installed in order to prevent any sort of massive brain injury derived from a plethora of evil forces - one of those, of course, being "good tidings".

[Jason Bulmahn]

Vic Wertz wrote:

Delglath wrote:

Jason Bulmahn: Turned utterly insane by the freak occurance, begins ranting about the Horned Society spies that are everywhere and how Furyondy needs to be crushed and keeps muttering about some person called Iggwilv...

...and in what way is this different from now?

-Vic.
.

SILENCE! You are letting me secrets out! Only I and the maimed lord can know those.. that one handed loser!

If only I can finish my road of skulls in time!

[Mike McArtor]

Delglath wrote:

James Jacobs: Will enter a catatonic state due to the intense shock of the situation, after having steeled himself against all flames.

Keep in mind, however, that James doesn't work for Dragon and therefore probably won't actually care. ;)

[the black knight]

I always knew Erik would finally figure out a way to get all those Living Greyhawk Journal articles published. Of course, that will probably be vol. 2 or 3, I think, or should I say volume Greyha...

[Delglath]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Keep in mind, however, that James doesn't work for Dragon and therefore probably won't actually care. ;)

Dammit. This is what I get for working a 58 hour week night-shift and suffering from insomnia :(