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There have been so many threads lately about this person, but who is he?
After exhaustive analysis of threads and message boards, spanning back as far as the 90's, I have gathered enough evidence to form a picture of this enigmatic figure.
Here is my interpretation of his stats:
Erik the Mona CR 4
Male Semi-Human Expert 5th-level
Lawful Evil Small Humanoid
init +4; Senses Spot +1, Listen +1
Languages Common, Cthulu, Geek
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AC 16, touch 14, flat-footed 12
hp 15 (5 HD)
Fort +0, Ref +5, Will +5
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Spd 20 ft.
Melee Weapon +4 (1d8+1/20x2)
Ranged Weapon +10 (1d6+2/18-20x2)
Base Atk +3 Grp +2
Attack Options None
Combat Gear Scepter of the Editor +2, Whip of Flaying +2
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Abilities Str 9, Dex 19, Con 8, Int 14, Wis 12, Cha 16
SQ Summon Fanboi (when in dire peril, can summon 1d4x10 fanbois to come to his rescue on any plane of existence)
Feats Dodgy, Skill Focus (editing), Weapon Focus (whip).
Skills Bluff 11, Craft (magazine) 10, Diplomacy 11, Intimidate 11, Knowledge (3.x) 10, Knowledge (Greyhawk) 10, Profession (editor) 10.
Possessions Paizo Shirt +2, Scepter of the Editor +2, Whip of Flaying +2
Paizo Shirt: this red shirt is so ugly that it forms a field of repulsion around the target which serves to protect him. Unfortunately, this has no effect on fanbois, but it does grant a +2 bonus to his innate, summon fanboi ability.
Scepter of the Editor: this weapon is mace-like, with cruel, bent metal spikes protruding from the ball end. Old blood has congealed and turned black on its haft and been polished smooth by the constant use of this weapon throughout the 29 year history of the magazine. It is passed down from editor to editor in a horrific ritual of sacrifice and pain, where the previous editors get eaten by their successors.
Whip of Flaying: this weapon is very versatile as it enables its user to strike at a foe from almost any distance, even across the ether! Primarily used for whipping underlings, it has recently surfaced as a particularly powerful weapon against ether whiners, who predominate throughout the ether and strike cowardly blows in relative anonymity.
Dodgy: this is a new feat which grants a +1 bonus on any Bluff, Diplomacy, or Intimidate check that involves tricky questions about future issues of Dungeon or Dragon magazines.
You people are no fun :(
Perhaps Erik needs a write up in the Demonimican articles of Dragon.
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This seems like it would need an update to Pathfinder rules, if you ask me.
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Uhmmmm... NINE years, Kajehase? My hat off to you. No thread necro I have heard of even comes close.
Erik just emailed me about the comic I already bought. He's awesome!
Uhmmmm... NINE years, Kajehase? My hat off to you. No thread necro I have heard of even comes close.
You just need the forum engine to kick you far enough back.
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No, you need the power of lightning to fuel it... :-)
The thing I notice is the missing Crave Case on the equipment list.
Uhmmmm... NINE years, Kajehase? My hat off to you. No thread necro I have heard of even comes close.
I have returned form the dead to take over the worl- oh, holy craaaaaap! *its head rolls off the side of the screen*
That said, I'm really glad to have seen this. Marvelous.
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Psst. 2005. Go easier on the Croc Hunter. You're gonna feel reeeeal s~~+ty soon. Also, I hope you like hashtags. There's a lot of those now.
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He wore sunblock.
It SO did not protect against harmful rays.
Mph. I just. I. That. Mph.
Too soon?
Bad kryzbyn! Very bad!
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Cut him some slack, Freehold. It was the only way to kill the thread. Kryzbyn's here to keep the dead down—like Pharasma, or the Abhorsen, or Buffy.
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Don't you die on me! Don't you dare!
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A half dead thread, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
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:D
Vis a vis its entity. You see?
