"Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!"
The celebration alerted
Asmodeus and Cher
, also known as
three bean salad
, and they quickly
hailed a carriage
by lifting a
bony arm covered
armpit drippings, which
started a puddle
paddle battle muddle.
Clip-clop, clip-clop went
Happyclown, the fiendish
jackalope. The rogue
and the paladin
dodged the fiendish
jackalope, but not
its lawyers, managers,
trainers, groomers, groupies,
and gnome hippie
with chicken pox
vaccine potions. The
labels read, "CAUTION!
DO NOT READ
UPON PENALTY OF
A LABEL THAT
JUST DOES NOT
STOP SHOUTING!!!"
*ahem*
The rogue however
slapped the gnome
for selling out
of grape flavored
Koopa Pasta. The
paladin calmed everybody
Prestidigitation. Then he
block of cheeze
laced with codeine
and cheese weevils.
Timidly, the rogue
spat upon Ogremach
, Evil Lord of
Kobolds, the greatest
tarrasque on the