A cardboard golem!
the bridge to
creator, an ex-
angel named Steve
Steve quit rather
He'd rather smite
mothers in law,
named Ruby, who
yell and yap,
until their demise.
The ex-angel Steve
his sword unsheathed,
socks freshly cleaned,
and face scrubbed,
climbed the steps
wearing his socks
except a pink
sword sheath, which
the cardboard golem
didn't notice until
they were in
the ruined temple.
Where they found
of beer cans
behind an ogre
throbbing techno beat
wearing socks and
only a smile.
nothing else except,
an oversized hazmat
over his engorged
jibblybits, to protect
the kindergartners from
their worst nightmares.
Drunken Step Parents.
Frank the Rabbit
battled the ogre
fiendish half-elemental demilich
Meanwhile, in Iowa,