Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Vattnisse]

gastronomic concoction - the

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Hell-a-peno pepper and

[Vy-Dann]

jelly beans and

[Heathansson]

coke and poprocks

[Vattnisse]

'n' mustard sammich.

[Vy-Dann]

Roll for constitution...

[Heathansson]

and for constipation,

[Vy-Dann]

HE ROLLED "1"!

[Vattnisse]

An ominous rumbling

[drunken_nomad]

behind the bookcase

[Vattnisse]

heralded the arrival

[drunken_nomad]

of Lardbelly, the

[Locke1520]

misnamed anorexic halfling

[Tegan]

who is known

[Vattnisse]

for his lack

[Tegan]

of bodily-function control.

[Vy-Dann]

Everybody roll inititive...

[drunken_nomad]

Lardbelly is flatfooted

[Vattnisse]

and thus vulnerable

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

, due to his

[Tegan]

clown sized feet.

[Vy-Dann]

Happily he added

[drunken_nomad]

three action points

[Aberzombie]

to his total

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

amount of damage

[Tegan]

when using his

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

most excellently balanced

[Vattnisse]

dozing flamingo stance

[Tegan]

which he learned

[drunken_nomad]

from the janitor.

[Vy-Dann]

Meanwhile back at

[Tegan]

Justice League headquarters,

[drunken_nomad]

Gleek made a

[Tegan]

run to the

[Vy-Dann]

turbo flush for

[Aberzombie]

the tenth time

[Vattnisse]

that day. "What's

[Aberzombie]

wrong with me?"

[Celestial Healer]

he wondered as

[Tegan]

contemplated the universe.

[Celestial Healer]

All the sudden,

[Vega Moonshine]

Explode upon contact

[Vega Moonshine]

with the green

[Heathansson]

manalishi with the

[Vega Moonshine]

Red Ruby in

[Valegrim]

a cocktail glass

[Tegan]

mixed with molten

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

incoherent message board

[Vattnisse]

scattershot random concepts

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

by scattershot random