Three Word Game, Anybody?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

claim to fame

[drunken_nomad]

was Pamela Anderson

[Aberzombie]

starring as Barb

[Charles Scholz]

-er Shop Quartet

[Celestial Healer]

singer and rodeo

[Aberzombie]

afficionado, also known

[Mike Welham]

as Gretchen the

[Charles Scholz]

Hessian. She was

[Celestial Healer]

frickin' hot, according

[Bling Bling]

to locals. However,

[drunken_nomad]

she lost her

[Charles Scholz]

Hot Pink Chainmail

[Celestial Healer]

while washing the

[Bling Bling]

battered, soiled codpiece.

[taig]

It was battered

[Aberzombie]

and fried in

[Celestial Healer]

kobold oil until

[taig]

it was toasty

[drunken_nomad]

warm in January

[Celestial Healer]

, and by then

[drunken_nomad]

Santa was drunk

[Charles Scholz]

. He had been

[Mike Welham]

embezzling funds from

[drunken_nomad]

Mrs Claus' checking

[doppelganger]

account and using

[Celestial Healer]

them to buy

[Charles Scholz]

the female elves

[doppelganger]

back from the

[taig]

polar bear slavers.

[Kruelaid]

f%&* f$+@ f~**

[drunken_nomad]

The Locomotive said.

[Celestial Healer]

"I haven't been

[drunken_nomad]

this late since

[Aberzombie]

that day in

[Celestial Healer]

Ravenloft when I

[taig]

gave Strahd a

[doppelganger]

reason to live.

[drunken_nomad]

"

The Locomotive then

[Charles Scholz]

went to the

[Celestial Healer]

ladies' room and

[Aberzombie]

waited in line

[taig]

for three whole

[Charles Scholz]

days while a

[Celestial Healer]

fat harpy had

[drunken_nomad]

her way with

[Heathansson]

Sir Toppem Hat

[Kruelaid]

in my urethra

[Aberzombie]

before sliding down

[Kruelaid]

into my moist

[drunken_nomad]

"roundabout", if you