Three Word Game, Anybody?

[zylphryx]

young, their dreams

[Heathansson]

crushed like so

[taig]

many red, juicy

[Heathansson]

worms under the

[Celestial Healer]

dainty ballet slippers

[zylphryx]

of obese cotton

[MythrilDragon]

woven shirts dyed

[Heathansson]

with an awful

[Aberzombie]

shade of puce

[zylphryx]

and paisley batik

[taig]

made by dwarven

[Vattnisse]

hippie potheads with

[Kruelaid]

genital piercings and

[zylphryx]

a patchouli addiction

[taig]

rivaling Dr. House's

[MythrilDragon]

lust for frilly

[drunken_nomad]

petticoats and Reeses

[Mike Welham]

Peanut Butter Spleens.

[zylphryx]

Meanwhile, back on

[MythrilDragon]

Facebook, incriminating photos

[drunken_nomad]

involving Tony Soprano

[MythrilDragon]

and Santa Claus

[Kruelaid]

were circulating among

[drunken_nomad]

the living dead

[MythrilDragon]

who didn't understand

[drunken_nomad]

some internet pages

[MythrilDragon]

aren't for kids.

[taig]

Especially Halo Kitty,

[zylphryx]

depicting violent kittens

[MythrilDragon]

and space marines

[drunken_nomad]

in pink tutus

[taig]

and blue leotards.

[Tnemeh]

The worst, though,

[zylphryx]

is barneylovesyou.com, a

[MythrilDragon]

blight upon internet

[Mike Welham]

more loathed than

[MythrilDragon]

the Hamster Dance!

[Aberzombie]

Of course, hamsters

[Celestial Healer]

themselves are fans

[zylphryx]

of Charlton Heston

[MythrilDragon]

doing the hokey-pokey

[Mike Welham]

with his guns.

[Charles Scholz]

Outta the Blue

[zylphryx]

and into the

[MythrilDragon]

underground, where night

[Aberzombie]

never seems to

[taig]

decide what to

[Heathansson]

go and take

[MythrilDragon]

or leave and

[Heathansson]

come back if