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New soaps from Geeky Clean! add a fun element to your baths and showers!

Gamer soaps are nothing new to paizo.com. Our own warehouse manager, Jeff Strand, makes all-natural gamer soaps with his wife under the Two Strands Soapworks brand. And at Gen Con this year, we found another company doing its best to help the world's geeks stay squeaky clean: Geeky Clean! makes a broad line of geeky soaps with cool things stuck in the center. We've got seven styles of their soap in our warehouse now!

  • Bar Trek is scented with a subtle Acai Berry and Satin fragrance, and contains a black d20.
  • Barbarian Scrub contains a gentle dusting of exfoliating apricot seeds with the valiant scent of spiced oranges; it comes with a random game die in the middle.
  • Cure Light Wounds comes with a white d20 and is made with real peppermint oil for that tingly all-over refreshment!
  • Health Soap is scented with a fiery Nag Champa incense oil and moisturizing coconut oil, and comes with a random game die in the middle.
  • Mana Soap emits the ethereal scent of coconut, contains gentle exfoliating spheres that will cleanse your delicate hands, and packs a random game die in the middle.
  • Sexterity Soap is deeply scented with a lush blend of peach, cherry blossom and white jasmine, and houses a random game die.
  • Zom-B-Gone is a lilac-scented bar that will whisk away your survivalist stench; it comes with a neat skull and crossbones in the middle.

So get your clean on with one of these creative and oh-so-geeky soaps!

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there were many at Gen Con that could have used this to get rid of the gamer funk. most of them in the card game area. The Paizo room was pleasantly free of odifirous malodious.


lol.............soap.


Funny, I just left the bathroom, thinking that it was time to buy a new soap. Of course, with me living one continent and one ocean away, it's probably just as well that I've never gotten round to getting a credit card - I'd be smelling worse than Valeros jockstrap by the time my Cure Light Wounds or Sexterity soaps arrived.

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Kajehase wrote:
Funny, I just left the bathroom, thinking that it was time to buy a new soap. Of course, with me living one continent and one ocean away, it's probably just as well that I've never gotten round to getting a credit card - I'd be smelling worse than Valeros jockstrap by the time my Cure Light Wounds or Sexterity soaps arrived.

That is a funk I could have lived without imagining.


You're selling soap? Really?

Will the next item in the store be a Paizo-branded barrel scraper?

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waynemarkstubbs wrote:

You're selling soap? Really?

Will the next item in the store be a Paizo-branded barrel scraper?

Underoos with the Iconics on the buttocks?

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waynemarkstubbs wrote:

You're selling soap? Really?

Will the next item in the store be a Paizo-branded barrel scraper?

The soaps been around for a couple years, just new ones now


I think the soaps are kind of a neat idea. If it weren't for the price of shipping and handling, I'd probably try them out.

Besides, making things like this available at Gen Con is practically a public service. Now if they can just figure out a way to make water spontaneously appear in thin air...


Soliloquies wrote:
waynemarkstubbs wrote:

You're selling soap? Really?

Will the next item in the store be a Paizo-branded barrel scraper?

Underoos with the Iconics on the buttocks?

No joke. I WILL buy adult sized, Paizo underoos. No only will I buy them, I'll even wear them to the grocery store early in the morning when my wife needs milk for her cereal. My glee would only be dwarfed by her shame. Please do this.

Soap - Nerds needed this in-scentive looong ago. A little soap a day keeps wedgies away.


Wander Weir wrote:

I think the soaps are kind of a neat idea. If it weren't for the price of shipping and handling, I'd probably try them out.

Besides, making things like this available at Gen Con is practically a public service. Now if they can just figure out a way to make water spontaneously appear in thin air...

Next Gencon needs dunk tank. Only "lucky" attendees are selected "at random" to participate. There could even be a small prize, like a Paizo button, to overcome resistance.


Joe Towers wrote:
Wander Weir wrote:

I think the soaps are kind of a neat idea. If it weren't for the price of shipping and handling, I'd probably try them out.

Besides, making things like this available at Gen Con is practically a public service. Now if they can just figure out a way to make water spontaneously appear in thin air...

Next Gencon needs dunk tank. Only "lucky" attendees are selected "at random" to participate. There could even be a small prize, like a Paizo button, to overcome resistance.

I like the dunk tank idea. At the bottom of the tank, we could have a die waiting for those that wanted to have it. The fit ones could swim down and get there, the not so fit ones would have to hope they were bouyant like a dwarf to snag the die betwixt their toes.

Fandamtastic!


And while we're at it, there should totally be a detox chamber as part of required entry to pass into and out of the Anime theatre room.

It's been five years since I was last at Gen Con and I still remember the experience of walking by that room by Friday night.

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