
The Jade |

Store post question for this product asks:
Why did the goblin cross the river?
Bad answers:
1. Goblins don't cross rivers or take any other actions that might, even on accident, render them clean.
2. To escape Kobold Cleaver's mad ravings about dead Postmonsters and explosive runes.
3. To vote Yellow Dingo into office and see what happens next.
4. Because they're so dumb they thought body-of-water betrayal might have an upside? (look carefully... there's humor in there somewhere)
5. Because they heard funnier jokes than these were on the other side. (True: funnier jokes than these are everywhere)