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Sagiso wrote:


I just wanted to have fun

Wait this IS the pf forum right? Thought that wasn’t allowed here...


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That final exam you forgot to study for...


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blahpers wrote:
I'll have to add anime dead to my list of spells accidentally cast while using Hard of Hearing Harold's Tome of Misheard Magicks, somewhere after alter shelf but before limited fish.

Were you planing on sharing this tome with the rest of us or just keep it for yourself?

Or am I stupid and it is somewhere out there already?

Or am I taking a joke too seriously because I desperately want it to be true and would kill to have such a tome? And I MEAN kill. Not kidding, really want that Tome.

:(


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You could be either a very shy person entirely involved in your studies, barely looking up to answer the parties questions and who doesn't say a word as you fight your foes, or something like a stuck up snob who thinks anyone who is less than you in any field (knowledge or battle prowess or faith or anything) is somehow a total dolt.

Just some ideas, for sure more/better ways to do this.


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Woah there buddy. First time playing a "dice game" and you want to use a 3rd party class with an obscure race? You might want to rethink your idea and do something more simple.

Then again I don't know anything about any 3pps, so this class could be simple for all I know.


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I really hate to be the guy starting a war about something as petty as one clause in a spell, but I think that it's pretty set in stone that desecrate doesn't let you control more HD.

"Furthermore, anyone who casts animate dead within this area may create as many as double the normal amount of undead (that is, 4 HD per caster level rather than 2 HD per caster level)."

The only thing about animate dead that was 2 HD per caster level was how much you could make at once, otherwise it would have said "and control 8 HD per caster level rather than 4 HD per caster level".

Totally possible I've missed something, and I've never heard anyone else discussing this (though I am relatively new so I wouldn't put such ignorance past me).

Thanks again Doug, I love all the guides you have written!


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Can we let this thread die? It's been beaten into the ground already and the OP probably wont change his mind, or at least won't admit to it.


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*wizard in room chanting incantations to create some sort of undead, core rogue sneaks in*
"I'll show him about tiers" Louis Rogue II whispers
*rogue sneaks up and backstabs the wizard*
"HAH! WHOS TIER ONE NOW!!!" our hero cries
*man steps out of shadows*
"That was merely a simulacrum" Leonid the Wizardly softly states "and now" *casts Phantasmal Killer, Louis fails both saves* "I'm the one laughing" *he lets out a smug scoff* "and to think I wasted a seventh level spell on you"
The Simulacrum walks over "he really did a number on my arm"
"That he did, that he did."


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It can't speak Aklo, it specifically says so in its bestiary entry. It understands Aklo though, so you could talk to it, it just wouldn't talk back.


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Well for variant zombies you have to cast another spell (remove paralysis for fast zombies) so I doubt it's an oversight from the devs: it seems clear to me they didn't mean for variant zombies to cost double. Also you do lose something (the DR) for variant zombies but not skeletons implying devs thought they were more in balance with normal zombies than variety skeletons were with regular skeletons, hence the double HD for skeletons but not for zombies.


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I totally second the mule. My first level equipment (sometimes, but always on small characters) includes a mule and saddlebags so I don't even have to worry about carrying capacity. It's a cheap way to make sure you can carry everything you want/need (and as you can tell from the responses here, that's gonna be a lot). Be careful if your Gm is a dick tho, your mule might run away. So uh, carry your most expensive stuff on person anyways (your +X magic weapons and armor)


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Forget combat, just wildshape into a giant flying squid and fly to the moon wailing a jolly tune!