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Scarab Sages

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Female N Dwarf Cleric of Pharasma /14 | HP 126/126 | AC 25 ( 15 T, 25 F) | CMB +14, CMD 24 | F +14, R +9, W +19 | Init +0 | Perc +17 DV , SM +17 | Speed 30ft | Channel: 7/7 | Spells: 1st 7/7, 2nd 7/7, 3rd 6/6, 4th 6/6, 5th 5/5, 6th 5/5, 7th 3/3 | Active conditions: None

The song Grussdottir is singing is "the Captain's Wife's Lament" by Paul and Storm. You can read/hear the two minute thirty version here.

They are known to end their shows with much, much longer renditions featuring pirate related jokes, puns and audience involvement. These include no additional lyrics and often take more than twenty minutes. I highly recommend.

Scarab Sages

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Female N Dwarf Cleric of Pharasma /14 | HP 126/126 | AC 25 ( 15 T, 25 F) | CMB +14, CMD 24 | F +14, R +9, W +19 | Init +0 | Perc +17 DV , SM +17 | Speed 30ft | Channel: 7/7 | Spells: 1st 7/7, 2nd 7/7, 3rd 6/6, 4th 6/6, 5th 5/5, 6th 5/5, 7th 3/3 | Active conditions: None

Gruss joins in with the merriment, perhaps even trying to lead a few rounds of sea themed bawdy songs.

"The ship sailed into harbor after fifteen months at sea
The captain hit the tavern with his crew of fifty-three
After drinking up their pay, they staggered through the town
But all the inns and public houses turned the sailors down"

She looks around at the group and signals that everyone should join in.

"The captain said: Fear not me lads, you all can come with me.
I live just 'round the corner an you all can stay for free
But, when the captain's wife awoke, upon the break of day
They say that you could hear her wailin' clear to Bot'ny Baaaaayyyy"

Perform (bawdy songs): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Her song trails off as she realizes no one is joining in.

"She said there's seamen all around the bed and seamen on the floor
Seamen in the bathroom and behind the closet door..."

Profession (Brewer): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31

She nods sagely at Marcus as he drinks, still humming a bit under her breath.