Booyah. That makes me smile!:) She really is WAY out of my "league". Everyone who cares about me says they have no idea how I pulled that rabbit out of my hat. Well none of them use the word hat. :PDude, you are a geek.
But she is sleeping with a known geek which makes her a geek-lover. Naa-Naa.
I am also a geek. My wife is a former Miss Delaware contestant (mid 90's) but she is still a geek-lover.
Your just a geek tryin' to get yo' freak on. Take it as a compliment on how great your personality and/or physical wellness is to allow you to pull tail that would otherwise use words like geek to describe you.FH
There is a thread on GeekEnd at TechRepublic.com where my husband actually talks about the best modules and such to use to encourage your girlfriend to play D&D. Here is the link:
http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/geekend/?p=418It isn't exactly a brand new thread, but it may help you get your girlfriend interested in calling you a 'half-orc' instead of a geek (or insert your normal character where 'half-orc' is.)