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Limeylongears wrote:
Help, help, water is falling from the sky! I have never experienced this before, as usually, we just have clear blue skies and bright sunshine! What's going on?! Have we been bad?

It's clearly "Ye Olde Ende Tymes". Run for your life.


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Fire is still an option. It is always an option.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Then to the shelter it goes!
ooo also flaming poop smell. hard pass.

If the fire is hot enough, there shouldn't be much smell.


Chryssalid wrote:
~skitters through looking for prey, ignoring those who don't wear a mask~

Welp, boys and girls. Looks like it's time to burn this place down.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Hmmm...I came in tonight, there is nothing in the washer, there are two bins of sorted laundry, two bins of unsorted laundry, both dryers are full, and the good dryer said that it finished the last cycle more than 9 hours ago. I wonder if the manager did any laundry?
I think you know the answer to that.

Is the answer fire? Please tell me it's fire.


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You live that close, and have access to flamethrowers, yet the f*%+ing city is still standing. Why?


Singed Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:

To be clear, I'm not exaggerating about the literal impossibility of doing all that laundry in one shift. We have 1 washing machine. It takes 45 minutes to wash each load. That means that 11 loads will take 8hrs and 15mins just to wash, and 12 loads would take 9hrs. This isn't even taking into account the couple of minutes needed to unload the washer when it is done, and then put the next load in. There literally isn't enough time on my shift to do it all. And if the GM shows up for 1st shift like he's scheduled to, there is a good chance that he'll say something like "Why didn't you get all the laundry done and put away? You know that's your job, right?" And I don't need to hear that from anyone, least of all a guy who won't touch the laundry when he works a desk shift.

Edit:
It isn't fair to ignore the time spent loading/unloading the machine. If it takes 5 minutes to unload and then reload the washer after each cycle, then it will add an extra hour to the total time.

Take you like 30 minutes tops to burn it all though.

Longer. It's raining outside, and burning it inside would cause even more problems.


I invented them. And then burned them all.


If they try to stop us, we'll punch right through!


Mark my words, there will be fire.


And you need your fire to be indirect. Ya gotta arc the flame onto the target.


Flaming Howdah?


Vanykrye wrote:
The Worst Person Ever wrote:
Whatever it was, it involved a pineapple.
That's not a friendly use of a pineapple. There might be court-mandated sensitivity training after that.

Yeah, you may be kind of sensitive after using a pineapple like that.


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Mix the ammonia with the bleach, then douse them with it!!!

Seriously, don't do that.

Ketchup of Mass Destruction?


Bah. Empathy is for suckers.


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Completly horrified Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 agent of hydra wrote:
You should teach him backwards as a joke.
Joke? I don't do jokes. I'm too serious.
I'm surprised saying that didn't make you explode or burst into flames or some such.

Why would I burst into OH GOD I'M ON FIRE!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!