Help, help, water is falling from the sky! I have never experienced this before, as usually, we just have clear blue skies and bright sunshine! What's going on?! Have we been bad?
It's clearly "Ye Olde Ende Tymes". Run for your life.
Hmmm...I came in tonight, there is nothing in the washer, there are two bins of sorted laundry, two bins of unsorted laundry, both dryers are full, and the good dryer said that it finished the last cycle more than 9 hours ago. I wonder if the manager did any laundry?
To be clear, I'm not exaggerating about the literal impossibility of doing all that laundry in one shift. We have 1 washing machine. It takes 45 minutes to wash each load. That means that 11 loads will take 8hrs and 15mins just to wash, and 12 loads would take 9hrs. This isn't even taking into account the couple of minutes needed to unload the washer when it is done, and then put the next load in. There literally isn't enough time on my shift to do it all. And if the GM shows up for 1st shift like he's scheduled to, there is a good chance that he'll say something like "Why didn't you get all the laundry done and put away? You know that's your job, right?" And I don't need to hear that from anyone, least of all a guy who won't touch the laundry when he works a desk shift.
Edit:
It isn't fair to ignore the time spent loading/unloading the machine. If it takes 5 minutes to unload and then reload the washer after each cycle, then it will add an extra hour to the total time.
Take you like 30 minutes tops to burn it all though.
Longer. It's raining outside, and burning it inside would cause even more problems.
