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Years ago, my highschool group was in the midst of a serious RP arguement, with one of the players shaking his finger in another's face. It was getting really intense, and then the second player calmly hung a pretzel from the first player's finger.
Needless to say, after 8 hours of gaming, a bunch of high-school boys found that to be the funniest thing they'd ever seen. We were laughing so hard none of us could breathe, and it completely broke the mood. We went from that to more sedate monster bashing.

Funny or stupid? I don't know, but the image has stayed with me for 25 years.

And Keith Richards drank down the liquid essence of an alien named Kabaxzoric, thinking it nothing more than a vodka-martini, and muttered, "Gah! Being straight makes booze taste like alien essence," before he rolled over and passed back out.

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Anemic the Paladin

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Both Starbucks are awesome.

But I wouldn't date either of them.

Dude... you're as bad as those Geiko cretins. We cavemen aren't like that anymore, and the stereotyping doesn't help anyone.
;-D

If they also make non-continuity crossover appearances in some Team-Up project, is this some kind of heresy?

lol "WOTC Team-Up featuring Elminster and Mordenkainen"

talk about epic...

My group fought him and he nearly killed them all.
I made his room slightly larger, and put in some furniture, and then used tumble to it's best advantage. In the end, he was forced to retreat, which he did handily, and now they'll have to deal with him again later.
The trick with characters like Tsuto, IMO, is to make sure they're more than just organic pop-up targets.
It's possible that he was more challenging here because I didn't allow much in the way of non-core crap.

Wow... work with the folks at Paizo... who wouldn't want to do that?
Still... I can't imagine that the warehouseman position will be so highly paid that it would justify a relocation from Alabama.
sigh.,,

After an initial quick read-through, I can say with some assurance that it doesn't suck.
lol....

It looks really good, actually, I can't wait to get my group started in it.

Yeeehaaa!

Now the fun begins!

I'd build an archaeologist as a bard with a maybe few levels of expert to cover the skills that bards don't get. ...speak language.... bards don't bloody get speak language.