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Easiest way to beat Cthulu is to beat him to the punch. Create your own demiplane, slow down time until you have 1000000 years passing by at a second of normal time, then pop back into the real world every so often to drop some Cursed Earth all over the place. You can spend your eternity in the Demi plane expanding it infinitely, meanwhile living long enough to research and know anything and everything. If he does show up and tries to cast dispel, you only need a caster level of 40 to beat it, and then you can shunt him away. Once he gets to your planet, sees everything burnt to s&&%, he'll just go home sad.


TOZ wrote:
Bandw2 wrote:
no, you must murder him an assume his life and then GM his game. it's the only way.
Huh, that explains why I haven't seen my old GM around...

Don't give up hope. Maybe he's just on an extended Mexico vacation.


I love it when tabletop fantasy turns into tabletop judicial process. Just ask your DM to make a ruling. If you don't like it, DM your own game.