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*Bursts into the room, excitedly.*

It took a while, but I've actually done it!

*Gestures to a large figure entering the room.*

With great pride, I give you, Koboulderus!

*The monster steps forward and everyone can see that it is 12 feet tall in height, possesses a slim yet muscular build, is covered in magenta coloured scales, has eyes that are a deep shade of aquamarine and (interestingly) is female despite being a clone of a male kobold.*

She's a real beauty, isn't she?

Now I can definitely relate to that. As two of the monsters I employed were into eating people (more specifically the Power Rangers).

Quiche Lisp is banned for not helping Divatox defeat the power rangers.

Marvellous work Finster, you've really outdone yourself!

I just wish I could be that creative.

I must say, Finster, you certainly have a real knack for monster making. Aside from Mad Mike the Pizza Chef, I don't recall making any of the monsters that worked for Divatox.

Unsuccessful I'm afraid. Well, at least the kobold can take satisfaction in being tick free. A pity though, I was really looking forward to seeing you make a new monster Finster.