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Zunk Vorka-Slayer even better! Zunk thinks as he fires an arrow at her.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 1d4 ⇒ (4) + (2) = 6

Fine, Zunk will just kill Vorka! He draws his bow and fires it at the mad witch.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Zunk runs around the little lord, setting up a flank. "Zunk will be new lord! Zunk dogkiller!"

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Damage: 1d3 + 2 + 1d8 ⇒ (2) + 2 + (2) = 6

"Zunk's cooking is better!" He says in response to both Biter and Vorka. He steps into the room, drawing his little bow and twanging an arrow off at Vorka.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Oh my bad, I misinterpreted.

Zunk growls and puts his boot to the door.

Strength: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

"Way to use head!" Zunk snickers and moves in to scout.

Stealth: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (10) + 20 = 30
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

"Door stuck I said, dog can't open door!"

As in the door is stuck shut? Dang, there's no way to open that quietly. Zunk will return.

"Door stuck, we have kick it open, run in screaming!"

"Zunk look ahead. Stay here!" He goes down.

Stealth: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (5) + 20 = 25
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

Today is national GMs day, thanks for running such a hilarious game baldwin!

Zunk shakes his head. "Good idea, but remember we need fireworks. Fire destroy fireworks."

Fort: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17

Zunk shivers, but remains strong.

Zunk stares deadpan at Burner. "Zunk will cut you for that."

"Zunk is best dog slayer!!!" Zunk does a dance to celebrate while looking around.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

"Araraarrrrraa!!!!"

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Damage: 1d3 + 2 + 1d8 ⇒ (2) + 2 + (4) = 8

Going to flank again.

Zunk screams and runs over to flank Cuddles. I will beat Freigaar in doggy kills!

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
Damage: 1d3 + 2 + 1d8 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (3) = 6

Ugh. Zunk will head back up to help with the other dog.

Zunk grumbles at all the unnecessary exercise.

Yup.

I think I need to move twice to get close, correct? If so I'll do that.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

Zunk stands over his kill victoriously. "Zunk-dog-killer is best."

Perc: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Zunk fails to notice anything again.

He sees the dog and his his eyes bulge with rage. He draws his punching dagger, then swiftly and silently charges to plunge his dagger into the back of it.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Damage: 1d3 + 2 + 1d8 ⇒ (3) + 2 + (6) = 11

Zunk keeps sneaking around and looking for trouble.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (14) + 18 = 32
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

"Oooh. Zunk look ahead." Zunk moves slowly forward, scouting.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (10) + 18 = 28
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22

Zunk slips right up.

Back to full.

Zunk happily munches on the stick, then stands and gives his side a flex. He cheers and grabs Burn Teeth. "Zunk thanks you! Now, inside we goes!"

"Yesssh!" Zunk cries their victory. Then he looks at the chunk missing from his side. "Owwwwwwwwwiiie!"

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Damage: 1d3 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Ya, at this level I'm practically a tank since I have 18 AC.

I love winning initiative as the rogue.

"Zunk kill horsee guud!" Zunk struggles through the terrain to stab the horsee.

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Damage (flatfooted): 1d3 + 2 + 1d8 ⇒ (3) + 2 + (4) = 9
Confirm: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Crit Damage: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Moving to -A-2.

Zunk shivers, then steels himself. Zunk will kill stupid dogs. He sneaks forward further, trying to find where they are at.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (4) + 18 = 22
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Zunk airs out his second chin for good luck, then slips back in.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 25
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Zunk sneaks back out, slipping up on the party. "Nobody in yard, place empty! Maybe somebody inside though."

Zunk shakes his head. "You no stealthy, Zunk go."

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 36
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

"Dumb dumb Mogmurch, we get fireworks! Who cares we kill Lotsalegs if we no get fireworks!"

Zunk shrugs, picking his nose. "If Lolsalegs scared, let Losalegs runs. We no has time to chase."

Flat footed?

Additional Sneak Attack Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Zunk pulls out his shortbow, firing it at the creature with defiance. "Light web on fire!"

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Zunk shakes his head. Zunk must do everything. he moves to the closest frog and with a scream buries his punching dagger down towards it.

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Damage: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Zunk sneaks out and with a banzai scream stabs at the frog.

Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Damage: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Sneak Attack if applicable: 1d8 ⇒ 4

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

"Whaa?..." Zunk starts heading over.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Zunk will follow in the shadows if he knows what's going on.

"Zunk find good mushrooms in area, he be back soon." Zunk ducks into the side forest, but once out of sight of the party he moves ahead of them to scout.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (12) + 18 = 30
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

I vote we give the fireworks to the alchemist who has throw anything as a bonus feat.

Would you guys like me to scout ahead of the group? I have this hilarious +18 stealth.

Knowledge local: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

Woohoo! I'm glad to be of service DM! I'll go for number 7 since it's my lucky number (and obviously the most powerful in any fantasy setting).

Haha that's fantastic! This might be one of my new favorite quick campaigns.

Zunk perks up at the chance to play trade pockets with the chief, ignoring his new ear hole for the moment.

"Gutwad's mighty, Gutwad's strong,
He is leader and never wrong!
We play his games that we do wins,
And he gives us blessings with all four chins!
Now we go down forest road,
To get stuff for every Licktoad!
We will go to river so quick,
And return with every boom boom stick!"

What are the pocket choices?