Zu "The Friendly"'s page

"Int-er-esting," Zo says, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "How did you do that? Goodness knows I could never get her to shut up when she was on my show."

Then he looks out at the rest of you. "I want to hear about your defining moments! What was one of the most memorable events for you? Speak up!"

Hmmmm.....gonna have to go with the birth of my beloved son! The little bug in the jar chirps You are the LOVE OF MY LIFE LITTLE GUY!

A male shirren wanders in and holds up his beloved spawn jar

Hey everybody, I'm Zu and this is my dear son Maz. He's just thrilled to be here with you guys and so am I. I really love you guys, you're all so wonderful. I'm a very artistic person, I'm all about stuff like painting and poetry, I spend most of my days composing sonnets, cooking gourmet food, performing hot yoga, and...killing people. For money.