YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!'s page

YAAR! Tell him ye be goin' out fer a pack o' smokes, and ne'er return.

YAAR! Ye be welcome ta try, scurvy dog! I'll be sendin' ye ta Davy Jones' locker, ya landlubbin' scallywag!

YAAR, we be likin' 'em sCURVEY.

YAAR! Someone put a Bounty on me head!!

YAAR! So ye be sayin' tha' we're tha "opt-out" kind o' pirates, than? Where we be allowed ta board their ships on account o' them not fillin' oot tha form tha' says tha' we cain't be takin' their things?

YAAR! Um, nay!! Tha Polished Red Dargon be sayin' tha he nay be wantin' his data ta be stolen without his persimmons. Wha' kind o' madness be that?

How much is invading reader's privacy and stealing their data is ingrained in US business?

They'd rather block EU visitors than, gods forbid, not steal the data:

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YAAR! Why would ye not be wantin' us ta steal yer data?

YAAR! My obese parrot died today. I'm sad, but it be a great weight off me shoulders.

YAAR!! BOOTY!!!!!!!!!

YAAR! I be better than a ninjer.

To tha E YARR!

YAAR, it be tha Toyota YAARis.

Limeylongears wrote:

Tonight a milestone has been reached, insofar as I managed to sword-fight while swinging around the room on a rope.

Oh my god that is so cool! Now you can be a pirate and go "Yarrrrrr!"

YAAR! It do be awesome ta be a pirate.

Woran wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Cap'n Yesterday, FaWtL Tourism wrote:

Should we declare today to be Talk Like You're Irish Day.

The accent may be fake but I am Irish among a hodge podge of other things.

Also related to Charles Dickens. True story.

I'm related to Vlad the Impaler.

Several of my ancestors were pirates.

I'll believe you when you give me a good Yaaarrrr.

YAAR, mebbe I be one o' Woran's ancestors.

YAAR! This be the last o' me alternates.

What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrr2-D2.

*scours tha sea fer BOOTY!"

YAAR, whar be me booty?

It were rated ARRRRRRR.

YAAR! Or mebbe we could be gettin' ol' Cap'n Yesterday to be makin' a post or two as each o' his aliaseseseses?

Because we YAAR.

YAAR-by's.

"YAAR, I be havin' a Bounty on me head."

YAAR! Why weren't I invited to tha paarty?

"YAAR, its been drivin' me nuts all day."

YAAR, I be approvin' o' this joke.

YAAR, who be mentionin' pirates round 'ere?

Niagra Falls?!

Slowly I be turnin'. Step by step. Inch by inch. I be creepin' up on tha scurvy bilge rat. And then, as I felt his hot breath on me face...I be runnin' away. I forgotted just how big that sonuvagun be.

YAAR, thar be somethin' fishy aboot this song.

YAAR! Raise tha Jolly Roger, hoist a mug o' grog, and prepare ta go huntin' fer BOOTY!!!!

YAAR, methinks I be too obtuse ta understand all o' that.

YAAR, Schism be banned fer usin' all tha hair gel.

YAAR, Tha_Palladium_o'_Nevarder be banned fer bein' too lawful.

YAAR, mehtinks he should walk tha plank.

YAAR, that be no excuse fer not eatin' some delicious fried chikkens.

YAAR, I can preform a variety o' medicinal proceduries usin' me hook.

YAAR, t'day's special be nothin'. Nothin' be special. Ye are not special.

YAAR, I be havin' a cannon.

YAAR, why ye be waitin' til renfair ta let yer piractical side out?

YAAR, it be time fer me ta claim me booty!

YAAR, don't be stealin' me booty.

YAAR, I be all kinds of in this.

YAAR, lucky7 be banned fer nay sendin' me tha money ta go ta tha GenCon.

YAAR, lucky7 be banned fer tryin' ta steal me BOOTY!!!

YAAR, methinks tha chicken needs ta be awakened.

YAAR, Spanky the Leprechaun be banned because I be a pirate. Tharfer, I be wearin' a pirate suit.

I did take it from a ninjar, though. Since pirates arr better than ninjars.

YAAR, Spanky tha Leprechaun be banned because me cutlass be a YAARd long.

YAAR, lucky7 be banned fer havin' a hook fer a hand.

YAAR, I prefer a brace o' flintlock pistols and me trusty cutlass.

YAAR, ye dinnae say yer name so ye dinnae win.