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I know m&ms melt in your mouth, not your hand, but I don't think they make any claims about in boxes on the porch.

Using shredded paizo campaign test notes/data would be an awesome packing material ;)

The phones were shrinkwrapped in plastic/cellophane, and the box filler was M&Ms or Reese's.

I'm sure if the box was left in the hot summer sun the box of awesome would quickly turn into a box of wtf.

Hi wonderful Paizo CS people!

I received this order just fine, however instead of the GameMastery Map Pack: Magic Academy I received the latest PF Module 'Academy of Secrets'. How do you want me to handle this?

Since this is the PDF question area, If we have PDF books available for download, are we notified when newer errata-applied PDF's are released (or at least have the PDF's dated so we know when they are updated)?

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Aww poop. Now it works. :(

+1

Naba kella maka Kishte!!*
*translated from goblin [Make the (expletive deleted) book!]

I would pay my hard earned copper pieces to have this book to learn how to kill...er..care for the hoo-mans and their pooplings.

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Saw this just now. Didn't look at the date.

Called my DM told him that I wanted to play this.

Realized it was an april fools joke.

Now I'm afraid to call my DM to let him know its not real :(

My heart is saddened by the false hope of a Bella Sara Subscription.

Good thing this Collectible Keepsake Tin is large enough to catch my tears of Bella Letdown.

Most epic failure:

Suspension bridge that gets cut (I think it was book one of RoTR).

My DM makes me roll my tumble to see if I can make it off before it drops (we were by the end): 1

My DM makes me roll again to see if I fall off or if I hang on: 1

My DM makes me roll my tumble to make a 'graceful' water entrance: 1

Thats a 1 in 8000 chance.

I think the sheer amount of 4 letter words (and dice throwing) I used after he rolled the damage was enough for him to take pity on my poor character.

I think you guys need a Pharmacist on staff. You know, to push the little drug cart around during deadlines handing out happy pills.