Wafu the Landmine's page

2 (also deceased, excreted, then re-eaten)

Ranch Dretching wrote: <Walks over to Wafu Dretching.>I've still got you, right Waffles?

No kid, she's over there as that landmine... and that one... and that one...

Over here Ranchy! Kissee, kissee! I may smell a little "barnyard-ier" than before, but our love will see us through.

You might want to hurry though, I'm sprouting mushrooms.