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Venture-Captain Nikolai Adonai wrote:

Rumors of my death are largely untrue, yes hmmmmmmmmmmmm!

I don't know about that...

That was more of a temporary lifeless incapacitation. By Her Divine Light, Sarenrae brought me back.

andreww wrote:

Kwinten Koëter wrote:

Also, I've heard Nikolai Adonai from The Sealed Gate is actually a PC character turned NPC, but I'd like to see what became of him.

I believe he was the authors Venture Captain PC.

He wasn't the author's VC PC, he was another person's VC PC.

*puts on PC historian cap*

Back in the early days of PFS, there was a running joke on the messageboards that Kyle Baird was the deadliest GM in all of PFS. Joe Caubo constantly kept daring Kyle Baird to kill one of his characters, and it became a running joke of its own. Eventually, at one big convention, Kyle ran Race for the Runecarved Key 1 for Joe playing VC Nikolai Adonai at Seeker tier, and killed him in one of the biggest combats in that scenario. Kyle then added that character in Sealed Gate, presumably so that we could all rejoice in killing him too.

Rumors of my death are largely untrue, yes hmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Venture-Captain Nikolai Adonai is in a scenario.

/Woah, meta.
//Yes HMMMMM

It has been a long time, hmmmm yes...

I look forward to going to the grand city of Magnimar.

Have no fear, I'm still here!

Bring it on.

The only reason why anyone had to run is because while the rest of the party was fighting, you were in the corner casting Shield of Faith, Protection of Energy, Death Ward, Freedom of Movement, Guidance, and Virtue, all on YOURSELF. Then, after that, because OF COURSE you can't battle on an empty stomach, you throw out a few create food and water spells to feed yourself. Only then, would you join us.

Typical Nikolai "battle tactics". How many Georgia PFS characters have either died or almost died awaiting you to enter battle, Hmmmmmmmm?

I still think it's Sarenrae's fault.

I'm pretty sure all those spells were cast on you as well, hmmmmm? Don't act like you didn't receive the blessings of Sarenrae as well! She lends her power to all, in hopes that one day you will one day see the beauty of her light and goodness! Yes HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Was that after you were running scared from the fights, hmmmmmm?

I refuse to succumb to death, even if my fellow party members try to aid in defeating me!

For someone to cheapen the gesture from the company and to make money for something given to them for free truly saddens me.

As a Qadiran I applaud their ingenious profiteering, HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM?

/Feels a tingling prick on the back of his neck.
/Looks at the procession that just came through.
/Casts Hallow on the area as soon as they leave.

I don't exactly know what that was, but by Sarenrae's light I hope it doesn't decide to come back.

You have reached what? I am unfamiliar with your "levels" that you speak, but then again I find it hard to understand the unintelligible ramblings of worgs* as they crawl out from beneath the porch, hhhhhhmmmmmmmmm.

But I guess it is to be expected from a nation that has forsaken the Light as Taldor has. One day, they may rejoin the rest of modern, civilized nations in the unending chorus of praise to the almighty goddess Sarenrae. Until then, we of the Light will pray that your ruling lipstick-wearing ogrekins** and your "emperor" will learn a lesson or two from a true empire, the Keleshite Empire. May the Sun never set on Qadira and the Kelesh people, hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Now if you excuse me, I must get back to sorting out potential recruits who wish to join the ranks of the Pathfinder Society.

*I apologize to any worgs out there who are offended by being called a Taldane.
**And to any ogrekins.

Now, I need to ask my fellow Qadirians...how much will you bribe me for Calladavar, bard and spice merchant extraordinaire not to leave for a faction that might be a bit less antignomist!

(mwhahaha must profit in a truly Qadiran manner :P)

If you need to extort Qadira to pay for someone who wants to willingly go to a money-losing venture group, then Qadira is more than willing to divest itself of you and your failings - HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.