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"I thought he was only allergic to baths."
"Maybe we can take our goblin sniffing around town for the instigator and get the sheriff to guard the tomb until we get to it."
"Oooh Ahhhh!" Perception
Stealth
It's the steam, punk!
"Are you hungry?" Trap fishes a couple of pieces of rock candy from his pocket, he hands one to the goblin.... "If you saw or smelled this man again, would you recognize him?"
"Is Nasty ever thirsty?"
"I am trying to get the goblin to point to the instigator of this mess." To the goblin in goblin
To the goblin in goblin
I would think that we might try all of them and possibly even accept invitations from locals in the community... Or stay outside....
"If you can't handle the heat, how can you steam a lobster?"
"This shaft is inverted." Looks down to see what is below the shaft.....
he said circular shaft of stone......
"Is that the flood lever or the drain lever?"
"And thus some times is why you piss fire."
Search the door for traps...Perception
Disable device trap or lock....
"Things are looking bleak and murky."
"Yes let us take the goblin from Father Zantus and we can take hom to see both Aldern and the Sherif." Trap nudges Brunhilda and laughs... "I think the goblin will have to be last, unless you want to give him to the sheriff?"
Trap whistles innocently as it seems no one saw anything weird....
"Fine but adjust your helmet because I will be jumping up for air, and your head is going to hit the ceiling....bashy style."
"Like you said trying to make sure the goblins are all gone or dead. Seeing also if we can figure out their strategy and leadership." "This group seemed better planned than most goblins, so we might have to get the planner and let the rest rot."
Trap goes through the flooded hallway his boots of splishing and splashing making the task easier.... As a kender he doesn't intentionally look for traps he just notices them...
"Not the foot, go for the throat, that's how you kill goblins....we got them." Trap wonders where this guy was during the battle.... "Where did you fight them?"
"Father Zantus can you keep this goblin safe while we see to the town?"
"I am glad the songs were able to help so many. Perhaps soon I should spy upon the goblins and see who the elf or half elf is who is responsible for this." "I agree all who have arms and armor should don them and the area secured...." Gives at least one PC a look for not wearing hers.... "And maybe a small wooden shield for myself?"
"Sorry no bludgeoning, I will do better next time."
"This reminds me of the Five kender Brothers and they all looked exactly alike. They lived with their mother in a little house not far from the sea. Their mother had wished for her sons to be capable of magical things, so each brother has a special ability." "The first brother is able to hold all the water of the sea in his mouth. One day he sucks up the sea so he can pick up fish off the bottom. A boy comes out into the empty sea and starts making faces at the first brother, who can't hold the sea for long and tries to warn the boy before he lets it spill out. But the boy gets caught up in the water and drowns. The townsfolk arrest the first brother for the murder of the little boy and sentence him to death. The judge decides that in the morning, they will cut the first brother's head off. Before the execution, the second brother sneaks in and takes his brothers place. The second brother's neck is as strong as iron and cannot be cut, so when the executioner tries to cut off his head, the sword bounces off. The judge decides that they will take the brother out into the sea and drown him. Before that can happen, the third brother replaces the second. The third brother has legs that can stretch as long as he needs. In the morning, when they try to drown him, he stretches his legs and stands in the middle of the ocean. The judge decides to burn the brother, but without anyone noticing, the fourth brother replaces the third. The fourth brother cannot be burned. When they put him in the fire, he doesn't burn. They decide to suffocate him. The fifth brother, who can hold his breath all day and all night, replaces the fourth brother that night. The next day they try to suffocate the brother, but he doesn't die. In the end, after trying to kill, who they think is one kender, 4 times, the judge decides this means he cannot be guilty of the crime and frees the kender. And the brothers live happily ever after.
"Oh I just thought you were cleaning out all the edibles from each and every hole....you didn't throw up anywhere did you?"
I heard the same thing exactly, from the ants who marched the flaming plains."
"Or perhaps a sort of inverse monocle that focuses and magnifies ambient sunlight right into their central optic disc...." "When you were a kid did you happen to do the same thing to ants?"
Trap finishes grooming himself and turns back into his halfling self... as he does so he begins to sing the healing songs of spring and brook. you and your allies heal +
Or a giant lemon
Bad gas is in the eye of the beholder?
"Potions and scrolls?"
Trap was waiting to see if the floppy footed creature was going to try and run away.... Though he is that thinking that the one who orchestrated the attacks must not be human but appear human at a glance..... Tracking was not his current forms way, certaintly he could smell blood at great distance..... He growls at the goblin...and shows his teeth..
"Good thing you backed out of that hole I would have given you a haircut if you were head first.
"Ah ROUSWPC....Rodents of unisual size with poor constitution." Prepares sickles in case a rodent sticks it;s head out of one of the holes... "Hey AM, bash a rat!"
ROUS's - Rodents of Unusual Size?
"I don't care what you smell! Get in there you oaf!"
"Sounds good to me."
"Opening doors on a full stomach is one thing, but if you think I am crawling through one of those holes!" Sighs and looks at Nasty...
"On a full stomach?...oh bother. " Perception
Disable device
Trap alternates between looking relaxed and if he might pounce on the goblin as a chew toy....
"I heard a witch once spat a whole swarm of angry wasps at my uncle, but he was astraddle her broom and was able to outrun the angry swarm. The broom was a treasure of his house, but it went missing the very next day."
Trap paws his way forward and drops the goblin throat out of his mouth in front of the goblin....
"Flavor."
The trap cat sits down and watches for the others to make it back..once they do he hears the man but waits for others to answer.
That is the best spell ever. Is there a divine version?There is a ninth level spell that summons Bacon, Spinach, Bread Crumbs Scallions and Parsley That is a divine spell for certain..... Collects summoned butter into clay jar.....
"I had no choice but to fry the meat, someone ate all the butter with the lobster..."
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