Hahahaha was going to try to rear Reshka, until I realized that what rearing a wild animal means in pathfinder vs. real life is NOT the same thing, LMFAO
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Tony grinned Reshka, heel!
Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm a servant of Dionysus, we don't cower away from anything- we're having too much fun! I'm sure you know what an Epicurian is, anyways ha ha ha! He could finally feel that his addictions were gone; he had no need to smoke or drink despite the stress. His grip was strong, his confidence high. I haven't felt like this since my famed days when I was 25- one thing- what's your name? I wanna know what to name the tattoo I put on myself before I kill you.
Tony braces Wichita with a smile Very well- I haven't had a good fight in years. Now I wonder.... are you valiant and powerful, or a prowling coward? *Tony is going to stay right where he is, and set the lantern on the ground so he isn't in darkness*
Tony laughed If you call this a den, I think it might be time you redecorate, eh? I fell from the door, after sitting on the throne and someone else using the key. I am Tony, the Last Maenad, and this- He held up Wichita and slowly spun around holding her, as if looking for a secret camera This is Wichita. Who are you?
Tony is attempting to look for signs as to where exactly he might be, where the voice is coming from, and what other tracks etc. he might be able to pick up inside the "den".
Tony walks through the tunnel and into the light Just what the hell is going on here, Dionyssus?
Tony chuckles with Wichita in one hand and his electric Lantern in the other from outside of his backpack As you wish, darlin', eh? Left path it is! After the lantern turns on, Tony will only move as far as he can see, between the lantern and his perception, at a time.
Tony rubs his chin in thought before grinning Alright Wichita, You choose! Tony stands Wichita up on it's own, and wherever it falls, that is the path he chooses after picking Wichita back up from the ground.
Tony begins to patiently walk down the path with Wichita
Gelma, and Tilk, eh? Tony tapped Wichita to his head with a slight and silly bow I am Tony, The Last Maenad! Well, then- Wichita and I should be off. Where, exactly, did my friend Xander go off to? There isn't a club in here, per chance? Heh heh heh.
.... Who.... are you? What is a girl and a fox doing here?
F!!+ it. What's the DC on the window GM?
Well I wouldn't say I was seeking him, heh, but, wait- Xander came through here???? Tony scratched his head in bewilderment- it'd been a day or two since he'd met up with Xander. What the f!~# is HE doing here?
aaaaaaaaaaah fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that's grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss I'm 24 in this pbP! I thought young was like, 18!
Tony shook his head; the cold water had sobered him right up. Damn it. Looks like we were going down regardless, eh, Wichita??? He felt for his pack, but both of the remaining packs were soggy and destroyed from falling in the water- his booze, or what was left of it, had smashed and spilled into the water on impact. Tony grumbled Last Maenad of Dionyssus and I can't drink or smoke.... Then again, maybe... Maybe it's time I take a break.... The gears in Tony's head began to completely shift as his eyes fell upon the cute blonde in her white dress before him. Tony gave a wide, black bearded grin as he slicked back the hair he didn't have Hi to you too, gorgeous. You know I uh.... Used to be more fit than this. Why don't we pretend we are back then, and not in the now? Tony chuckled as he politely waved Wichita at the Fox, making a tiny mockery of a yip at it as he slowly and carefully approached. He was lucky he hadn't broken his neck in the fall.
Tony waves Lucas off, and heads straight into the darkness with another hiccup and drunken laugh I knew this *hiccup* was going to happen! *Hiccup* I'm.... I'm not.... going back down! RIGHT WITCHITA? Tony had a slight moment of anger as the cigarette dropped from his mouth just before walking into the darkness, but Wichita kept his steady and true as he plunged ahead.
Tony stumbled back down the throne, walking past Reilly as he mumbled with a cig in his mouth Ha ha jesus christ, COME ON Detective.... Walking to the door he began to pound on it in a very childish and silly manner with his fist and Wichita Open... up... this... dooor... Hiccups and laughter ensued; Tony was thoroughly debautched.
Upon seeing the other two, Tony leans forward from the throne What, eh, did you guys find? Anything interesting?
Tony walked with Wichita up to the throne as he slowly turned and sat in it with a heavy sigh and another swig of liquor Well, I'm not sure I'll have anything to bring back to that shopkeeper. Lucas, you see anything? Eh. Those stairs were exhausting ha ha ha. Tony then gave Reilly the middle finger with yet a third swig and the lighting of a new cigarette, exhaling smoke into the air as he leaned back into the throne with a relaxed sigh.
Panting heavily, Tony cursed See, detective. I f*$@ing told-you-too-many-stairs. AGH. Hoisting himself to his feet with Wichita, the Last Maenad attempted to steady himself as he continued to breath heavily.
Tony scratches his belly and taps Wichita to his head with a smile alright, alright, fine you got me, up we go then.
Tony, with a heavy sigh, took out his fifth of walnut liquor and took a large, encouraging swig. Rubbing Wichita seductively, he hiccuped and laughed in Reilly's face What goes up.... Must come down ?
GM ONLY jk: I am MAYBE drunk right now, post part 2 tomorrow....
You know, I'd love to say I could make it up the stairs, but uh... I might be barrel chested still, but my legs are NOT as excited about stairs as they used to be... Down? Tony continued to puff around on his cigarette as he kept looking for something to give the shopkeeper
Tony shrugged as he took out a lighter and lit a new cigarette. After a few puffs inbetween a few laughs he answered cheerily Doesn't count as guessing when I ask good ol' Dionyssus for help now does it???
F!$$.
After failing to inspect the doors, Tony knowingly taps the third door of the three bronze with Wichita and a grin Gotta be this one, guys!
[dice= Singing "If I Had a Voice"] 1d20+1000000000= [/dice]
Tony rests Wichita on his belly as he stands before the palace doors, shooting a grin at Lucas Well, I do owe something after all, let's see here-
After his attempt Tony grins Well, boys, I am a gambling man after all, heh, lemme see if I can figure this out, here...
Sorry about that GM xD
Tony spun Wichita in his hands in a sober celebration of the palace Aaaaah, thank you for bringing me here, Lucas- this may end up being my new home! Oh, damn- I forgot. Need to keep on the look out for something valuable for that shopkeeper fella. Heh- well there's definitely gonna be something here.
Tony shrugs with a hearty laugh back at Lucas Well that settles that- The Last Maenad is ready to roll!
Tony mulled it over in his head- though he was sober, he had enjoyed a little too much of the previous fifth to remember everything. Wanting to be a smart ass to make her laugh, Tony said Eeeeh, something something "Koi Ruins" something something "make shop keeper a lot of money"- You in? I could... Use some company... With that Tony gave Abbie a wink and a nod
Tony waddles up to Lucas with his arm still around the girl from last night- his face was still cheery and red but it was clear he had almost completely sobered up Alriiiiight, we are READY! He held up the two different fifths to Lucas with a wider grin than thought possible She's ready too- right Abbie?
Will post tomorrow. Thought I posted already- shit. Sorry about that xD
Tony gives a sheepish smile as he hands half of what he has left to Lucas That should be enough to help you out, and she and I can get a little bit of food. Want to split up and grab supplies together, then meet up back here at the table?
Not been to bad! I've enjoyed it so far!
Tony searched through his pockets with a laugh and another swig Uuuuuuuuuh-
Tony stopped laughing with his date from the night before, remembering that Lucas was actually trust worthy as far as he could tell Oh, that's right! Yes! We need... liquor... smokes... and of course burgers- LUCAS- would you like a burger? you seem tense, and it's the least I could do for the free ride for a stranger. Dionyssus would be much obliged and the Last Maenad even more so!
Tony snorted after amusing himself with the woman's neck- it looked better than the liquor felt Detective... Dionyssus asks, no, COMMANDS, me o enjoy all the flavors I can stand from this world. You appear, heh heh he pats the lower back of the date from last night to be of a different mind. But- you are a detective. Do you only have questions to offer? What if... Tony looked around the cafeteria, now disappointed- he was unsure where to take his date for her second one What if you joined us? As long as you don't NARC in regards to my safe, victimless habits. Tony shot a deal striking poker grin to the Detective- one hand still wrapped around his date, the other holding up his head in earnest to the detective's response- A detective along the way to the ruins would definitely help in finding something valuable to Tao.
*Tony immediately eats cookie to ensure he bangs last night's date in Lucas' car* Wut m8?
Tony greeted the girl warmly, wrapping an arm around her as he invited her to sit down- Remembering he is in public, Tony instead whispered in her ears sensually but not secretly
We are currently trying to find the man who did it. You could join if you want, or.... Tony traced a finger along the long of her back with a wide, very sobered grin.
If there was ever a time for Tony to sober up quickly, it was before this detective cousin of Lucas'. He began to fiddle with the items Tao had given him, letting Lucas talk as he laughed inside his head instead of outloud.
Lucas says he wants to meet up at the Food Court, and if you got us each a burger that'd be great. Oh, the food court at the mall. See you in fifteen! Tony hangs up the phone and tosses the phone back to Lucas, forgetting he is driving. With a final hiccup Tony rolls down the car's window and dumps the alcohol out of it I'm going to have to sober up, here. Woooooh, I did Dionyssus' work for him today hahaha!
xD Tony passes Xander the "Clean Slate"
Tony looked over to Lucas Says their name is "Really" and they wanna meet up- you know of a place?
Tony bust out laughing at Lucas' reaction so hard he nearly hung up the phone on accident- Not wanting to die in a car accident, though Dionyssus would appreciate the amount of fun he was having at Lucas' corrected driving, Tony re-answered the phone while speaking through a stifled laugh Hey, uh, not sure who this is, but Lucas is driving. Well, attempting to drive, ha ha ha- what's goin' onnn?
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