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Fantasy Monster: Snail Hag

This hag's house doesn't have chicken legs...


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Baba Yucky!


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We ended up going to the Renaissance Faire on Sunday. It was slightly colder than "light jacket weather," but a cup of mulled wine balanced things out!

My son ended up getting an early birthday present: They had a blacksmith there who would work with people to forge their own items. My son, for example, was given half of a horseshoe, and he and the blacksmith turned it into a knife! My son is thrilled with it.


Ohmygosh...I would be, too!


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Playing Call of Cthulhu:

INVESTIGATOR: I'm going to go to the NY Public Library to research that strange symbol we found carved into the corpse's forehead. *rolls a fumble*

ME: Ooo... not good. Instead of a volume on occultic symbols you find... the novelization of Thor: Love & Thunder. Roll a Sanity Check.


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I roll a Sanity check daily after watching that. I'm not taking any chances.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
I roll a Sanity check daily after watching that. I'm not taking any chances.

Heh.

Two of the guys were new to the table and had not heard my lengthy diatribe about that movie, including a 98-slide Power Point presentation and four part harmony... the other guy knows me well and shot me a look as if to say: "Easy, chief. We don't have all night for you to terrorize the new guys."


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And how do you feel about "The Marvels", Quibblemuch? :-)


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*begins doing limbering exercises*


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Quibblethulhu wrote:

Playing Call of Cthulhu:

INVESTIGATOR: I'm going to go to NY.

ME: Ooo... not good. Roll a Sanity Check.

Fixed it for you.


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Fantasy Monster: Electrocrab

It was supposed to be a robot, but ended being a live animal vermin.


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♫Ah ah ah ah
SHOCK LOBSTER!♫


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*shoots Garfield*


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quibblemuch wrote:

♫Ah ah ah ah

SHOCK LOBSTER!♫

G*******T!! I am so mad I didn't think of that first!! LOL!!


The last couple of days I've felt sort of icky, so at the insistence (harassment) of a friend I went to the doctor. I have COVID. For the THIRD time. Why can't I get something cool like lycanthropy??


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Gah! Sorry to hear it Cal. COVID freakin sucks. Zero stars. Scathing Yelp review to follow.

Feel better soon!


quibblemuch wrote:

Gah! Sorry to hear it Cal. COVID freakin sucks. Zero stars. Scathing Yelp review to follow.

Feel better soon!

If this bout of COVID treats me the way the previous two did, I'll just have a fever around the clock and headaches. Not that those are great, but hopefully nothing worse will happen.


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Ick. COVID isn't as scary as it was a couple years ago, but it still sucks. Feel better soon, Cal.


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Andostre wrote:
Ick. COVID isn't as scary as it was a couple years ago, but it still sucks. Feel better soon, Cal.

Thanks! I feel more human today and less like a non-sentient microbial mat at the bottom of an industrially polluted estuary.


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Fantasy Monster: Lepusal Agathion.

A celestial midwife.


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ARGH!!!

I had to perform a reset on my computer last night after the latest security update completely FUBAR'd everything. And now I must begin the process of restoring all of my extensions and settings and all my tubes and wires and careful notes and antiquated notions...


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It was cold, the night we burned Cal...


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A Christmas de-beverage.


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Ah, the old screen-nog. A holiday favorite!


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Fantasy Monster: Alchemicow.

Alchemyooo!


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Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Alchemicow.

Alchemyooo!

ALCHEMIST: Don't worry, I got these vampires.

CLERIC: You fool, that's not the right kind of stake!


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quibblemuch wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Alchemicow.

Alchemyooo!

ALCHEMIST: Don't worry, I got these vampires.

CLERIC: You fool, that's not the right kind of stake!

In the distance, "Yakety Sax" begins to play.


Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Alchemicow.

Alchemyooo!

I love this one, but especially the goat variant. I grew up on a farm with both animals and each has its own special charm to me. But goats are just flaming chaos on hooves. I love 'em.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Alchemicow.

Alchemyooo!

ALCHEMIST: Don't worry, I got these vampires.

CLERIC: You fool, that's not the right kind of stake!
In the distance, "Yakety Sax" begins to play.

Look, we WANTED a cool battle song. We NEEDED a cool battle song. What the Bard God gave us was Yakety Sax.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Alchemicow.

Alchemyooo!

I love this one, but especially the goat variant. I grew up on a farm with both animals and each has its own special charm to me. But goats are just flaming chaos on hooves. I love 'em.

If it is a flaming chaos on hooves, you might want to review the warranty options on your Alchemical Goat. If that happens with your Alchemicow, you definitely want to check your warranty options.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Alchemicow.

Alchemyooo!

I love this one, but especially the goat variant. I grew up on a farm with both animals and each has its own special charm to me. But goats are just flaming chaos on hooves. I love 'em.

Flaming chaos on hooves... sounds like my last girlfriend. HiYO!

I'll show myself out.


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GM: As you enter the room, there's box text.
ME: Ooo! My favorite kind of text!

a moment later...

GM: This room is large enough that it has second box text.
ME: Wow! At my age you don't often get second box text!


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I just composed a lengthy and heartfelt Christmas wish for everyone and Google Chrome did something weird and now it's gone. You'll just have to settle for this abbreviated version now! Seriously, I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday celebrated in a manner that lets you say goodbye to 2023 on a good note and then get ready to take 2024 by the throat and give it a good shake to establish dominance.


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Hear hear!

Hip hip!

And hail Santa, every one!

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Merry Holidaysmas!


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Police On My Dad, or whatever that Spanish phrase actually says.


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Limeylongears wrote:
Police On My Dad, or whatever that Spanish phrase actually says.

Spanish? Round here "police on my dad" is a standard redneck phrase. Especially at Christmas... for the last time, Dad, Cutty Sark and rancid 2% milk from the Stop & Rob is not "egg nog".


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Limeylongears wrote:
Police On My Dad, or whatever that Spanish phrase actually says.

It's "Fleas On My Dog."


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Fantasy Monster: Ice Siren

Swimming in the ocean...

Oh, wait, wrong song.


Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Ice Siren

Swimming in the ocean...

Oh, wait, wrong song.

Absolutely one of the best yet!


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Welp, Old Monkey Santa dropped the ball for another year...


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Now I know whom I should blame for not getting any presents.


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quibblemuch wrote:
Welp, Old Monkey Santa dropped the ball for another year...

At least he didn't literally drop a ball. Depending on size and weight, those things can do damage...


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Feros wrote:
quibblemuch wrote:
Welp, Old Monkey Santa dropped the ball for another year...
At least he didn't literally drop a ball. Depending on size and weight, those things can do damage...

He has a history...

Still, it's not the worst thing he's ever done.


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Fantasy NPC: End-Of-Kings, The Anarchist Dragon

Topple the kings, burn their thrones, eat the queens!

...

Ok, maybe lets not go that far...


Drejk wrote:

Fantasy NPC: End-Of-Kings, The Anarchist Dragon

Topple the kings, burn their thrones, eat the queens!

...

Ok, maybe lets not go that far...

No, go on. I'm listening.


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Drejk wrote:

Fantasy NPC: End-Of-Kings, The Anarchist Dragon

Topple the kings, burn their thrones, eat the queens!

...

Ok, maybe lets not go that far...

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter…


Today's discovery: 1987. I can't stop listening to her. Well, cycling with the Ghost Dance's Deeper Blue.

I might have a thing or two for 80s...


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Drejk wrote:

Today's discovery: 1987. I can't stop listening to her. Well, cycling with the Ghost Dance's Deeper Blue.

I might have a thing or two for 80s...

As someone who hit the 1980s hard, I certainly have a soft spot for songs like this. Although 1987 was hands down the worst year of my life I still hear those old songs and remember there were good times. And then I see modern artists paying homage to years before most of them were even born lol and I dig it.

Here's another fun one that salutes my feral days:

Crazy Lixx - "Girls of the 80s"


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Happy New Year everyone!

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